Twitter round-up November 7, 2013

'Always a stinker when you drop your phone down the toilet'

This fortnight we flush out the best cricket tweets and give you the rest

Pat Cummins: not child-friendly
Pat Cummins: not child-friendly © Getty Images

Twitter's great for giving you an insight into the lives of professional cricketers. An Ashes tour must be amazing…

The tourists
Chris Tremlett has a method for combating home sickness.

And what kind of programmes does he miss?

Kevin Pietersen also knows how he likes thing to B.

Meanwhile, Graeme Swann's delighting in the ignorance of his team-mates.

The other guys
But what of the players who didn't make the squad? How are they keeping themselves busy?

Things aren't working out for James Taylor.

"Always".


But Ravi Bopara's coping better. Here's a man who knows how to get what he wants.

The sense of loss
Wayne Parnell is in mourning.

Is there definitely one missing? Have you definitely not picked up one of someone else's, causing them to be the one with a missing sock?

The fiction
Kraigg Brathwaite can see the future.

Kraigg Brathwaite can see a future.

The bad influence
Pat Cummins is foisting stimulants on family members.

But his evil ways don't stop there.

Ironic that a man called 'Cummins' should be so averse to welcoming visitors.

The omission
James Faulkner appears to have forgotten to include the word "terrible".

Tino Best's modesty corner
It turns out there's something that's beyond our self-proclaimed hero. Who'd have thought he was fallible?

Life with Kemar Roach
Plenty has happened to Kemar recently, but let's keep this short.

What's your philosophy?

Why? Nothing's wrong.

Nando's Watch
Alex Hales is sustaining this feature single-handedly. But for how much longer?

Jetlag Watch - part four

Somewhere in the world, there is always a cricketer complaining about jetlag.

Alex Bowden blogs at King Cricket

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