Kevin Pietersen on how much he missed his wife Jessica Taylor while he was in the Caribbean. In days of old cricketers were sometimes away for up to seven months on tours
The stress of the last few months gets to Kevin Pietersen as he plans to emulate the Brazilian footballer
Chris Gayle says the words John Dyson's been waiting to hear. West Indies lost the first ODI against England on account of a miscalculation by Dyson
David Lloyd points to a flaw in England's strategy
It's always hard in 40 degrees. With the Digicel Girls dancing around 30 yards away, you know where you would rather be.
With the benign pitches in the Caribbean helping the batsmen pile on the runs, offspinner Graeme Swann hasn't quite been enjoying himself
Stuart Broad isn't happy with the pitches in the West Indies
England have got people like Matt Prior, who has gone home because his wife has had a baby - as if people have never been having babies all their life.
Geoffrey Boycott shows off his old-world values
Mikey Holding takes aim at Daryl Harper who, not for the first time, controversially upheld an lbw decision, this time against Shivnarine Chanderpaul
I think my mum has been telling me I'm the number one spinner for the last 10 years so that's enough pressure for me.
England's Graeme Swann isn't feeling any extra pressure from being his country's first-choice spinner at the moment
Ravi Bopara on the after effects of spending 41 hours next to Amjad Khan from New Zealand to Barbados
Sir Viv Richards with his views on the executive of the West Indies Cricket Board
West Indies' return to the Antigua Recreation Ground seems like a philanderer coming home after a particularly tacky affair. The fling with the Sir Vivian Richards Stadium wasn't even fun while it lasted.
The Observer's Paul Weaver sums up the general feeling towards Antigua's old and new grounds
An upset Sir Viv Richards in the aftermath of the farce at the ground that bears his name
If Owais Shah does not play in the second Test, he would be fully justified in rifling through Ian Bell's bag to see if Edgy from Edgbaston possesses incriminating photographs of the selectors dressed up like Douglas Jardine and the Nawab of Pataudi at a Bodyline-themed orgy.
Satirist and Cricinfo blogger Andy Zaltzman cuts to the chase in England's latest selection dilemma
We've done without the referral system for more than 100 years of Test cricket and unless someone can show real benefits, I think we can do without them for the next 100.
England fast bowler Steve Harmison is no fan of the new system
Now you know why the people who stump up their cash to follow England abroad every winter are known as the Barmy Army... You've got to be barmy, or at least mildly bonkers, to fly round the world watching this lot.
Martin Johnson in the Times on how the loss in Jamaica reflects on England's travelling fans
A placard held up by a West Indian fan at Sabina Park as Jerome Taylor ripped through the England top order
The question is whether it's better if someone answers back or not. Chris Gayle's the only man who knows
A passenger isn't pleased with his flight to Barbados being diverted to St Kitts so that the England team could get off, even though he was gifted England-branded cuff links.