Everyone congratulated me, except Cooky... so maybe that says something!
After receiving the England Cricketer of the Year award, Matt Prior has a dig at his captain who is yet to win it
May 14, 2013 |
And my tip to all bowlers - learn to bat! Bowling is for mugs
Kevin Pietersen's pre-season advice to county bowlers on Twitter, after telling batsmen to hit it into the car park
Apr 2, 2013 |
I couldn't watch, so Jonathan Trott and Huw Bevan [England fitness trainer] provided commentary. I'm not sure they've got a future in it.
Alastair Cook couldn't watch the final overs of the Auckland Test, so he got others to do it for him
Mar 28, 2013 |
If it was easy cricket, it would be called 'Easy' cricket. It's Test cricket, and you know it's a test.
England's Steven Finn, after New Zealand ended day one in Auckland on 250 for 1
Mar 22, 2013 |
It was like watching Edward Scissorhands coping with a cricket ball coming down at him from a great height
Monty Panesar describes himself fielding under a high catch
Feb 11, 2013 |
I swear I haven't taken any growth hormones… I'm only 5'9.
On Twitter, England's Eoin Morgan has a message for "drug testers" who disturbed his "afternoon kip"
Feb 7, 2013 |
It was in the gents! That was nice, for my first meeting with the match referee
Ashley Giles reveals an unusual setting for a quick word from match referee Andy Pycroft
Jan 21, 2013 |
Even Fernando Torres has to sit out for Chelsea.
R Ashwin is philosophical about being left out of the first Twenty20 against Pakistan
Dec 26, 2012 |
The viewers have got no interest in what I've got to say because they switched off four or five hours ago.
Kevin Pietersen reacts to the slow and low Nagpur pitch, which yielded 199 for 5 in 97 overs on the first day
Dec 13, 2012 |
KP, genius. Where's that Twitter account?
David Lloyd gets mischievous as Kevin Pietersen celebrates England's victory in Mumbai
Nov 26, 2012 |
I hit more sixes than Bradman
When Geoff Boycott says that about you, you must have really kept it along the ground. Bradman hit six sixes in 52 Tests; Boycott took 108 to hit eight
Nov 19, 2012 |
If he drops me I'll never speak to him again.
Graeme Swann threatens Alastair Cook, his new Test captain, in jest
Oct 28, 2012 |
You used to stop for sandwiches in cricket but in this you stop to spit a load of blood out of your mouth into a bucket.
Andrew Flintoff compares cricket and boxing
Oct 20, 2012 |
What a pleasure being able to bowl bouncers at journos today!! Managed a few bruises!
Stuart Broad relished the opportunity to literally hit back at some of his critics
Oct 19, 2012 |
The atmosphere is better playing for Delhi Daredevils than for England.
South African crowds are being a little less hostile to Kevin Pietersen during the Champions League T20
Oct 13, 2012 |
I've had a few phone calls from people leaving messages and you can tell it's not for me, it's for the proper Jimmy Adams.
Hampshire's Jimmy Adams on being associated with West Indian Jimmy Adams.
Oct 7, 2012 |
We aren't here for archaeology.
ECB chairman Giles Clarke refuses to dig over old ground on the Pietersen affair
Oct 4, 2012 |
Good to see you are not here, actually.
Shane Watson greets television pundit Kevin Pietersen after winning his third Man-of-the-Match award in a row at the World T20
Sep 28, 2012 |
That's the leave of a man who's had a draining week
Michael Vaughan responds to Andrew Strauss padding up against Vernon Philander
Aug 19, 2012 |
When we married I was captain of England, good looking, plenty of money, not a care in the world. Now she is married to a fat old guy, not good looking any more, and no money.
Adam Hollioake is not too optimistic about wife's situation, after attending a court hearing tied to his debts
Jul 18, 2012 |
Even if we were here for a month, we'd still struggle to get in a lot of preparation time.
Russell Domingo, South Africa's assistant coach, has a dig at the wet English conditions
Jul 14, 2012 |
I'm regularly asked if I want a flake with my 99 but I'd be disappointed if it was any different
Alex Hales has been ribbed by a few of his county team-mates after missing a hundred against West Indies
Jun 27, 2012 |
I don't care. Say what you like. There's no love lost there.
Andrew Flintoff tells a journalist he can report his outburst against Michael Atherton
Jun 21, 2012 |
Kevin who? It's Ian Bell now who makes hundreds at the top of the order for England
David Gower voices his support for Ian Bell, who scored a century in the first ODI against West Indies, after replacing the retired Kevin Pietersen
Jun 18, 2012 |
Onions? Well, he has a few things to say. Give me back Jimmy Anderson. I don't like Onions. I don't use it in my food.
Marlon Samuels' wasn't so impressed with Graham Onions' sledging
Jun 9, 2012 |
He's a big bear, you just want to hug him. There are no frills to him. He always turns up and gets the job done
Graeme Swann on Tim Bresnan's popularity in the England dressing room
Jun 8, 2012 |
When you look at how many Sachin [Tendulkar] has got, you can see that 20 isn't that many
Andrew Strauss tries to put his achievement in perspective
May 27, 2012 |
Just as well I wasn't on Twitter when I played. Would have been fined everyday.
May 25, 2012 |
The windows will be in danger when Tino's bowling.
Andrew Flintoff, who lured Tino Best into a mistake with the sledge 'mind the windows, Tino', eight years ago, takes a dig at the fast bowler again
May 23, 2012 |
I had more adrenaline out there in one night than I did in 17 years of cricket
Adam Hollioake says he found cricket 'boring' after his first professional cage fight
May 6, 2012 |
You would turn up on the first morning of a championship match and get a phone call to say he was in Paris.
Jim Parks on how Tiger Pataudi, his team-mate at Sussex, was unsuited to the rigours of county cricket
May 1, 2012 |
I'll come for a lamb rogan josh and a pint
Andrew Flintoff tweets his IPL "reserve price" to Kevin Pietersen as "an old allrounder who can't bat and [is] too unfit to bowl"
Apr 21, 2012 |
You've got world-class players who are sitting in England now wanting to play the IPL when you've got some second-rate Australians getting gigs here.
Aussie-baiting remains one of Kevin Pietersen's favourite pastimes
Apr 12, 2012 |
It was a fantastic innings, but I'd have preferred to have woken up early and watched it on TV [rather] than being involved in the game.
Sri Lanka coach Graham Ford says he would have enjoyed Kevin Pietersen's confident century under different circumstances
Apr 5, 2012 |
Get on with it, don't be cry babies ... and I must say it's not the team, it's the media.
Geoff Boycott thinks it is time to move on from the UAE whitewash
Feb 8, 2012 |
He did give me his BBM pin a few days ago ... The nonsense that's come to my phone ever since, I think I might delete it.
Graeme Swann has a tongue-in-cheek take on his relationship with Monty Panesar
Feb 5, 2012 |
Not seen that many wickets fall in a day's play since 1996 in my back garden ... and at least that was a green seamer!!
Stuart Broad tweets after 16 wickets went down on the first day of the third Test between Pakistan and England in Dubai
Feb 3, 2012 |
I can't really talk in English, but if they abuse me or say something to me, I like to give it back to them. They keep slagging me off and I keep slagging them off.
ICC XI and Afghanistan wicketkeeper Mohammad Shahzad gets chatty with the touring England players
Jan 9, 2012 |
It is like giving a machine gun to a monkey. It can be fantastic or it can be an absolute disaster too
Hugh Morris on the perils of players using Twitter
Nov 16, 2011 |
Let's face it...it can't get any worse than it did the other night, so we might as well go out there and enjoy it.
England T20 captain Graeme Swann is able to look on the bright side ahead of Sunday's T20 game against India in Kolkata
Oct 28, 2011 |