All the muppets who are on £18 grand, £15 grand, either you become better or you go and do something else
Kevin Pietersen has a suggestion for improving quality in English domestic cricket, the day before failing to take Melbourne Stars into final of BBL
Jan 25, 2015 |
We're happy to tootle along in a two-litre diesel in a Formula 1 race.
Graeme Swann remains a staunch critic of England's one-day strategy
Aug 29, 2014 |
I have seen fewer hookers in Soho on a Saturday night.
Bob Willis remarks on England's handling of the short ball at Lord's against India
Jul 22, 2014 |
Dharmasena is behaving like Dickie Bird now. Everything is not out.
Wasim Akram on the umpiring at Lord's
Jul 21, 2014 |
I've seen 5-0 a few times before...it's not the end of the world, Brazil!
Kevin Pietersen tweets his take on Brazil's 7-1 loss to Germany in the World Cup semi-final
Jul 9, 2014 |
At least you don't have stones being thrown at your houses.
Ravi Shastri looks at the bright side of the criticisms faced by Alastair Cook
Jul 1, 2014 |
I hope my attack is better than a county attack.
Angelo Mathews, the victorious Sri Lanka captain, responds to Michael Vaughan's claim that the side had "a glorified county attack".
Jun 25, 2014 |
I'm a fair dinkum pom
A few days after Sam Robson's debut, Sam Hain nails his colours to England's mast
Jun 18, 2014 |
I was called a donkey, wasn't I? So, yes, I do remember that
Alastair Cook remembers his first series as ODI captain, against Sri Lanka
May 21, 2014 |
I can't bear to watch them. They are so boring.
Kevin Pietersen airs his opinion on ODIs
May 5, 2014 |
Contrary to popular belief I actually have a really good relationship with most of the guys in the [England] dressing room.
Shocking revelations from Kevin Pietersen
Apr 10, 2014 |
Part of me would love to put my name into the mix, but I would want KP in the team and lose 10 support staff. I could go on.
Shane Warne responds to being asked if he is interested in becoming the England coach
Apr 7, 2014 |
It's unrealistic to get your yorkers going bowling with a bar of soap.
Stuart Broad on the challenges of bowling in dew-ridden conditions, like in Chittagong for England's World T20 match against South Africa
Mar 30, 2014 |
We're not too sure about them but at least you can tell where your fielders are.
England spinner James Tredwell finds the team's new t-shirts useful
Mar 20, 2014 |
I wouldn't get in the Scotland team now. I told them that
Paul Collingwood admits the T20 game has moved on dramatically in just a few years
Mar 8, 2014 |
I stood next to her because I thought height-wise we were pretty similar.
Sunil Gavaskar recalls meeting the Queen of England at Buckingham Palace during the 1975 World Cup
Feb 14, 2014 |
His [Pietersen's] relationship with English cricket has been like an illicit affair. Full of thrills and excitement, but destined to end in tears.
Former England captain Andrew Strauss' opinion of the sacked Kevin Pietersen
Feb 10, 2014 |
It's going to be really hard not going to breakfast with a miserable Jimmy Anderson every morning, breaking him in slowly through the day and seeing a smile about tea-time
Graeme Swann on what he'll miss the most after retiring from international cricket
Dec 22, 2013 |
If I was Andy Flower I would be saying either [Pietersen] goes or I go.
In a newspaper column, Geoff Boycott writes that it's time for England to drop Kevin Pietersen
Dec 21, 2013 |
We finished third in a two-horse race.
Matt Prior is honest about his team's assessment down under
Dec 17, 2013 |
It's a cute little smile that he's got. I didn't mind giving him a little one back as well.
Mitchell Johnson compliments Joe Root and promises plenty of "mindgames" in the Perth Test
Dec 11, 2013 |
I am very happy and it will allow me to have lot more rice
Eoin Morgan on being given a rice cooker for being Man of the Match in a Dhaka Premier Division game
Nov 30, 2013 |
I'd dry retch for the next three days
Merv Hughes gives an unsurprising response to England's leaked menu
Nov 8, 2013 |
It does change your blood pressure slightly
Alastair Cook responds to repeated criticism of his captaincy from Shane Warne
Nov 6, 2013 |
There's a bit of pressure on me now if anything electrically goes wrong in the dressing room
Michael Carberry says his other skills as an electrician can come in useful
Nov 1, 2013 |
We are not playing for a cheese sandwich.
Stuart Broad defends himself over a feisty reputation
Oct 29, 2013 |
He wouldn't stop until he had got my elbow sticking out properly.
British prime minister David Cameron on getting batting tips from Geoffrey Boycott, an event he called the his most exciting moment of the year
Oct 19, 2013 |
Admitting to being a Tory in Scotland is seen as weird, like cross-dressing or liking cricket.
The plight of Scottish cricket fans, as explained by Fraser Nelson, the editor of the Spectator, to members at the Conservative Party Conference
Oct 3, 2013 |
I've obviously got a bit more photogenic in my old age.
James Tredwell's reaction to being the cover star of the one-day series guide
Sep 13, 2013 |
No, I don't have an extra long bed, I kind of lie across the bed a little bit on the diagonal. I haven't got round to buying a bigger bed at the minute but I will do
Boyd Rankin explains one of the difficulties of being a tall fast bowler
Sep 10, 2013 |
I think the call of nature might have come once or twice but it was nothing untoward
Graeme Swann is oblique about allegations that England players urinated on the Oval pitch during their celebrations
Aug 26, 2013 |
I know the fans get a refund for their ticket today but maybe they should have for yesterday
Australia's James Faulkner subtly expresses his displeasure at the pace of England's play on day three at The Oval
Aug 24, 2013 |
I just hope the Australian public give it to him [Stuart Broad] right from the word go for the whole summer and I hope he cries and he goes home.
Australia coach Darren Lehmann has clearly not forgiven Broad over the controversial walking incident in the first Test
Aug 21, 2013 |
My phone went into a bit of a meltdown.
Left-arm spinner Simon Kerrigan after being included in the England squad for the final Ashes Test
Aug 19, 2013 |
He cuts, I pull. He flicks it, I drive it.
Ian Bell on how he and Kevin Pietersen have different answers to the same ball
Aug 12, 2013 |
Many times I have cursed the rain in Manchester, but today I would take it home to meet my grandma and marry it.
Graeme Swann was in a particularly grateful mood after the rain helped England out of a tight corner in the third Investec Ashes Test
Aug 7, 2013 |
Hooked another one to Rooty. Of all the people in the field.
David Warner on being caught on the boundary by Joe Root
Aug 4, 2013 |
I had to appeal but it was truly embarrassing, worse than dropping a catch at slip
Graeme Swann on the full toss that got Chris Rogers lbw at Lord's
Jul 27, 2013 |
For a while I was thinking I might get on the batting board this morning, but agonisingly I fell 72 runs short.
Graeme Swann after making the Lord's honours board with a five-for in the second Ashes Test
Jul 19, 2013 |
Where's Freddie? I need a hug
Brett Lee, on Twitter, has flashbacks to 2005 after the finish at Trent Bridge
Jul 14, 2013 |