Everyone congratulated me, except Cooky... so maybe that says something!

May 14, 2013 Tweet | Share

And my tip to all bowlers - learn to bat! Bowling is for mugs

Apr 2, 2013 Tweet | Share

I couldn't watch, so Jonathan Trott and Huw Bevan [England fitness trainer] provided commentary. I'm not sure they've got a future in it.

Mar 28, 2013 Tweet | Share

If it was easy cricket, it would be called 'Easy' cricket. It's Test cricket, and you know it's a test.

Mar 22, 2013 Tweet | Share

It was like watching Edward Scissorhands coping with a cricket ball coming down at him from a great height

Feb 11, 2013 Tweet | Share

I swear I haven't taken any growth hormones… I'm only 5'9.

Feb 7, 2013 Tweet | Share

It was in the gents! That was nice, for my first meeting with the match referee

Jan 21, 2013 Tweet | Share

Even Fernando Torres has to sit out for Chelsea.

Dec 26, 2012 Tweet | Share

The viewers have got no interest in what I've got to say because they switched off four or five hours ago.

Dec 13, 2012 Tweet | Share

KP, genius. Where's that Twitter account?

Nov 26, 2012 Tweet | Share

I hit more sixes than Bradman

Nov 19, 2012 Tweet | Share

If he drops me I'll never speak to him again.

Oct 28, 2012 Tweet | Share

You used to stop for sandwiches in cricket but in this you stop to spit a load of blood out of your mouth into a bucket.

Oct 20, 2012 Tweet | Share

What a pleasure being able to bowl bouncers at journos today!! Managed a few bruises!

Oct 19, 2012 Tweet | Share

The atmosphere is better playing for Delhi Daredevils than for England.

Oct 13, 2012 Tweet | Share

I've had a few phone calls from people leaving messages and you can tell it's not for me, it's for the proper Jimmy Adams.

Oct 7, 2012 Tweet | Share

We aren't here for archaeology.

Oct 4, 2012 Tweet | Share

Good to see you are not here, actually.

Sep 28, 2012 Tweet | Share

That's the leave of a man who's had a draining week

Aug 19, 2012 Tweet | Share

When we married I was captain of England, good looking, plenty of money, not a care in the world. Now she is married to a fat old guy, not good looking any more, and no money.

Jul 18, 2012 Tweet | Share

Even if we were here for a month, we'd still struggle to get in a lot of preparation time.

Jul 14, 2012 Tweet | Share

I'm regularly asked if I want a flake with my 99 but I'd be disappointed if it was any different

Jun 27, 2012 Tweet | Share

I don't care. Say what you like. There's no love lost there.

Jun 21, 2012 Tweet | Share

Kevin who? It's Ian Bell now who makes hundreds at the top of the order for England

Jun 18, 2012 Tweet | Share

Onions? Well, he has a few things to say. Give me back Jimmy Anderson. I don't like Onions. I don't use it in my food.

Jun 9, 2012 Tweet | Share

He's a big bear, you just want to hug him. There are no frills to him. He always turns up and gets the job done

Jun 8, 2012 Tweet | Share

When you look at how many Sachin [Tendulkar] has got, you can see that 20 isn't that many

May 27, 2012 Tweet | Share

Just as well I wasn't on Twitter when I played. Would have been fined everyday.

May 25, 2012 Tweet | Share

The windows will be in danger when Tino's bowling.

May 23, 2012 Tweet | Share

I had more adrenaline out there in one night than I did in 17 years of cricket

May 6, 2012 Tweet | Share

You would turn up on the first morning of a championship match and get a phone call to say he was in Paris.

May 1, 2012 Tweet | Share

I'll come for a lamb rogan josh and a pint

Apr 21, 2012 Tweet | Share

You've got world-class players who are sitting in England now wanting to play the IPL when you've got some second-rate Australians getting gigs here.

Apr 12, 2012 Tweet | Share

It was a fantastic innings, but I'd have preferred to have woken up early and watched it on TV [rather] than being involved in the game.

Apr 5, 2012 Tweet | Share

Get on with it, don't be cry babies ... and I must say it's not the team, it's the media.

Feb 8, 2012 Tweet | Share

He did give me his BBM pin a few days ago ... The nonsense that's come to my phone ever since, I think I might delete it.

Feb 5, 2012 Tweet | Share

Not seen that many wickets fall in a day's play since 1996 in my back garden ... and at least that was a green seamer!!

Feb 3, 2012 Tweet | Share

I can't really talk in English, but if they abuse me or say something to me, I like to give it back to them. They keep slagging me off and I keep slagging them off.

Jan 9, 2012 Tweet | Share

It is like giving a machine gun to a monkey. It can be fantastic or it can be an absolute disaster too

Nov 16, 2011 Tweet | Share

Let's face it...it can't get any worse than it did the other night, so we might as well go out there and enjoy it.

Oct 28, 2011 Tweet | Share