"It's not funny when you're hit on the hot spot."

The charming and erudite Ravi Shastri finds a way of explaining to the entire family that getting a ball in the crotch is - contrary to what we all thought - not amusing

"The Cool & Cool Cup is looking pretty cool."

Multitasking amateur poet Ramiz Raja fulfils his commercial obligations

"You can only be out caught if you hit the ball in the air."

Don't have the cricket laws at hand? Jeff Dujon will help you out

"No matter at what speed the ball crosses the boundary, you get only four runs."

Sunil Gavaskar lays down the law

"There are two young men at the crease, one younger than the other."

Let no one say Ian Bishop is stingy with details

"He is calm as a cucumber."

Ace horticulturist Ramiz Raja puts his finger on the secret of Misbah-ul-Haq's success

"Mumbai Indians are running like kamikaze pilots."

The pressure of the Champions League final gets to Harsha Bhogle

"It's judgement day for Bangalore. There are two Daniels out there."

The Champions League game between Royal Challengers and South Australia makes Harsha Bhogle go biblical

"He's been a wonderful player for India, Rahul Dravid."

That's telling the ignorant hordes. You go, Ravi Shastri

"That's a glorious appeal."

The momentousness of the 2000th Test has clearly got to Alan Wilkins