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England v India, 5th Investec Test, The Oval, 1st day

India collapse, Dhoni bats

MS Dhoni may not be a member of the gentleman's batting club but that doesn't mean he can't be effective

Jarrod Kimber at The Oval

August 15, 2014

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MS Dhoni lashes a cut over point, England v India, 5th Investec Test, The Oval, 1st day, August 15, 2014
MS Dhoni may look untidy when he bats but he can't be made to look silly © Getty Images
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MS Dhoni has the helicopter shot. But he also has the helicopter crash shot. A walking wipe that appears to have been invented for little more than catching practice. His wrists fling the bat upwards like a windscreen wiper to balls outside off stump that most people just use a simple straight bat to deal with. It is a shot that should not be played by any normal human being. Any MCC coaching manuals in the vicinity explode as he plays it. But as impossible a shot as it is, it doesn't get Dhoni out as much as it should. Mostly because Dhoni is not a normal human being.

Unbeaten on 50 at stumps on day one in Nottingham, what did the richest cricketer in history do? Strolled around Nottingham in shorts and a camouflage jacket like he was a ticket collector from Kharagpur on holiday. In fact, some of his shots look like that too.

There is the shuffle and squash defensive shot. In which Dhoni all but drops a piano on the ball as it turns up. The waddle and whip through the leg side. He leaves the ball by staring straight down at it, like he's warning it of future slaps. When Nasser Hussain described the different cover drives of M Vijay, Ian Bell and Dhoni, he called the first two cover drives, and the latter a Dhoni cover drive.

Dhoni is handmade. He has unmistakable physicality. There is no stage when he is on the field that you can mistake him for anyone else. He has a sportsman's body, not an athletic one. The sort who could play point guard, return all serves and play with a three handicap despite never looking all that fit. His walk is more of a waddle than a strut. He never looks toned. And his weightlifter things look like they could hold the weight of the world, if need be.

At times Dhoni barely leaves the crease when backing up. After the ball is bowled Dhoni usually goes down further for advice and support. It will be a slow walk, a word or two. Encouragement, never seemingly anything technical. On his way back he'll tap the pitch. For a man who hits the ball like it did him a mischief, he taps the pitch like a vet working with a wounded animal. It's almost as if he's waiting for the right sound, rather than seeing how firm or otherwise it is.

Whether it's batting, keeping, walking or emoting, Dhoni does as little as he needs to do. He is a constant conserver of everything. Why waste what you might need later?

At one stage someone excitedly notices that Dhoni refuses the single that will take him to 50 so he doesn't expose Ishant Sharma. That whole moment generates more excitement than Dhoni does in a whole innings. His whole team has collapsed around him. He's been the most consistent batsman. He has a chance to get a 50, and he still puts the team first. The team that has just collapsed in four straight innings. The team that is about to go 3-1 down after leading. But Dhoni just bats.

His leadership is often looked at as what he does when India are in the field. But with the bat he's often disappointed. He will not go down as an all-time great Test batsmen. His average of 38.77 doesn't even put him right of the top of the keeper-batsmen list. But he has moments.

In not worrying about being pretty, Dhoni has an advantage. He can't be made to look silly. While some fret with their techniques and others work out their form, Dhoni just bats. He bats with batsmen. He bats with allrounders. He bats with tailenders. He looks more untidy than them all.

Chris Jordan fires in a straight, full ball outside off stump. Dhoni misses it. People around the ground moan and murmur about how good a delivery it was. The replay shows a fairly standard ball that a top-order batsman should not miss. It also shows a bat hurriedly paddling through the line and all around like a piece of wet spaghetti in a hurricane. Any other top-order batsman would never show his face in the gentleman's batting club again.

Later Jordan bowls another full ball outside off stump, maybe a bit wider. But it's as good as the delivery before it. This time Dhoni swats it over mid-off for six. It's a bludgeon and a punch. His footwork is much like a weekend golfer, and the shot wouldn't be out of place in any tennis ball game you see. A No. 11 shot.

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Posted by android_user on (August 17, 2014, 12:45 GMT)

dhoni vry intelligent player in world cricket .he knows that what is limitations of his

Posted by   on (August 17, 2014, 2:43 GMT)

The man who takes the team out of trouble,the man who concentrates hard,the man who spends hours & hours in the crease,the man who teaches his top-order batsmen how to bat,so & so.But still gets criticised.

Posted by   on (August 16, 2014, 14:44 GMT)

Until BCCI doesn't stop selecting test players based on T20 performances, India will always struggle in tests. The weaknesses of players get exposed in Tests and that's precisely what is happening in England. Bowlers inability bowl fast, Yorkers, control swing, spin and no variations. Batsmen inablilty to play swing and good spin bowling.If I look at some of the comments its quite evident that fans do not want test cricket, all they are bothered is one-days and T20s. So cant blame the BCCI for not focusing on tests.

Posted by   on (August 16, 2014, 14:28 GMT)

Dhoni lets us know that when we don't think about conforming,we can be free to perform.His off stump guard shows that he knows his weakness and that he is ready to play within his limitations.

Posted by   on (August 16, 2014, 13:48 GMT)

Ya, really tickling !! An awesome read !! Thanks Jarod Kimber, you made my day as a diehard Dhoni fan !! Hail the Super King !! Although he should really let someone else captain the test side. He has already done enough in every other format of the game. A true gentleman, more than any than the so called gentlemen of cricket can hope to be !! No hard feelings for the others though.

Posted by android_user on (August 16, 2014, 11:07 GMT)

That was humorous! Great you described him the way he really is..treat to read as a Dhoni fan..keep writing..Cheers!

Posted by kkirank6119 on (August 16, 2014, 7:25 GMT)

Can anyone suggest me how can i make you access a microsoft word file, which contains photos of sachin and dhoni side by side as A comparison of their poses while playing different shots? You will see, there is hardly any difference. Yet we say he has poor technique. This is because at times he plays non standard shots as well. and people remember only such shots which often look ugly, although hugely productive! Afterall nobody can be so successful if he is doing all wrong things at all times. Just courage is never enough. Else all soldiers would have been good cricketers.

Posted by Lets-bash-others on (August 16, 2014, 5:37 GMT)

The first innings debacle of 4th and 5th test can be ok but what about second innings debacle of 4th test...?? Really there was NO SWING even for Anderson bounce us no problem still all out for useless score..!!!

Need some old TEST greats to guide these young players... No Duncan please...

Posted by Temuzin on (August 16, 2014, 4:08 GMT)

MSD has a rare courage and conviction. And that helps him stay cool. Unflinched by bouncers and hits he carried like a guy in war zone. Bravo to this man.

Posted by testmatchonly on (August 16, 2014, 4:03 GMT)

"He bats with batsmen. He bats with allrounders. He bats with tailenders. He looks more untidy than them all" - LOL

He is a battered soul forced into white uniform while playing test match cricket. He is one of the victims of the decision to have 3 formats of the same game. He is born for limited overs cricket. He is more of Usain Bolt than Haile Gebrselassie.

But in this unfortunate world of cricket, Usain Bolt has to beat Tyson Gay & Haile Gebrselassie in a matter of few days. And Dhoni works hard to pull it off, obviously looking ugly in the process. But this man's intent to compete can never be questioned. A class apart.

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