© Satish Acharya
© Satish Acharya
© Satish Acharya
© Satish Acharya
© Satish Acharya
It's the only form I get picked in, so I'm a big fan of it
I don't think you have to say much if they are 45 all out.
I was wondering who the hell's calling me at 8am on a day off.
I've developed a new shot this week - a leave outside off stump
We felt like we beat Wellington, we just didn't beat Jesse.
He's young and good looking like me
When he hits it, it goes for a six. When he doesn't hit it, it goes for a six.
Very difficult to replicate 40,000 screaming Indians
We're really good at sitting on our butts and going backwards
I've spent the last 27 years trying to forget that series
I saw the floor. It's a dark, ugly, terrible place and I haven't been there for a long time.
I don't expect Jesse to have heard of me too much. I have a reasonably intelligent audience
They ask me, 'Is it as mad as it looks?'
The bride doesn't put on her dress and makeup until her wedding day, does she?
It took a while to convince my girlfriend that I was telling the truth.
Disappointed to hear I'm probably the only New Zealand cricketer to score a hundred today.
I'd love him to be in the team.
There's an elephant in the room at the moment in Ricky Ponting that nobody is really addressing
There's only so much you can do on Cricinfo
Well, people think I'm having a mid-life crisis. And I can only say 'too right!'
I was looking after kids, that's what I had to do for four months ... I was busy with that.
I used to love watching him as a kid because he had the same last name as me.
You can see the end of the world but it's just a shame you don't know what you're looking at.
If Ganguly can do it, anyone can.
Thankfully, I am six foot six, and I replaced Kane Williamson who, I think, is four foot six.
There may well have been, dare I say it, a kiss on the cheek.
Helmets don't do much...would probably stop death
He has been in form longer than some of our guys have been alive
It's been 100 days since I had a drink
You're telling me my international career is over because you've f***** up?
It'll be the Hilly and Billy show
Dad's ashes are proving as elusive as bowlers found taking his wicket
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