Players will demand all Test series scheduled to clash with the IPL be played in Bangladesh or Sri Lanka so that they can fly out for their franchise games after stumps

Sreesanth will court trouble by breaking a team curfew to moonwalk at a Michael Jackson fifth-death-anniversary countdown tribute night.

The Rajasthan Royals franchise owners will apply to trademark the word "Royal", resulting in India's national animal being renamed the Royale Bengal Tiger.

There will be no IPL, since the world, as any fool knows, is set to end in 2012.

With South African Kolpak players opting for the IPL's big bucks, English cricket will go through a revival. New players will be procured from the Falklands and Jersey.

The IPL will own a chain of islands in the Pacific where the tournament will be held. This will affirm the democratic nature of the tournament, since the timings of the games will be equally inconvenient for viewers in all the major cricket-playing countries.