Happy 250th, Dilshan. Have another scoop

You can stand under my umbrella

It'll come out in the wash

Not bad. We beat the champions

Five, five and five for Mahmood

The rhythm is gonna get you

No more five bowlers for India

Seven bowlers not enough, what, NZ?

Look Bhajji, that's how spinners bowl

It's the return of the Mac

They dunnit for Straussy, they did

Hey, these kids are all right

All that work for a mace?

Wait, aren't those the Kochi Tuskers?

Was easy being KP at Headingley

Look ma, no Chanders. We won

England only take Ashes seriously, innit

Spinners, hurry! Freebies at Old Trafford

Sri Lanka have chicken for dinner

Still think you'll win the Ashes?