The Goggly

1. Continous Statistics Overlay
Annoyed that they show statistics only during the innings break? The Goggly provides you with a non-stop stream of every statistic imaginable, such as Virender Sehwag's precise bat speed, Aayushmann Khurrana's enthusiasm-to-IQ ratio, and the hue and saturation levels of Navjot Sidhu's wardrobe.

2. Boredom Indicator
A continous graph overlay of the excitement levels of the match in progress. Will warn you in case of extreme impending boredom - such as a rain delay, a "strategy break", or a Twenty20 innings by VVS Laxman.

3. Celebrity Silhouette Matcher
If the cricket gets dull, the Goggly will automatically detect whenever a celebrity is shown on screen - and immediately switch to the nearest channel showing a programme featuring him or her. A good thing if said celeb is Preity Zinta, but a bad thing if it's Sameer Kochchar.

4. Adjustable nose-bridge
The Goggly is truly for all. The adjustable nose-bridge assures a comfortable fit, whatever the size of your nose. Presets include "small", "medium", "large" and "that chick who lost out in the Rahul Mahajan finale".

5. 3-D Polarizer
When you enable this amazing feature, the Goggly converts your cricket broadcast into Avatar-like immersive 3D. You'll duck for cover as Yusuf Pathan's towering sixes hurtle towards you, dance with joy as the cheerleaders cartwheel past you, and feel a strange disquiet as Arun Lal's beard seems a little too close for comfort.

6. Dynamically expanding aperture
A small opening that lets you actually watch the match through all the clutter caused by the Goggly's other features. Expands considerably during commercials, a feature personally requested by IPL commissioner Lalit Modi.

7. Actual Sunglass Material
The Goggly is also useful when you're not watching cricket - since this half of the lens protects your eyes from harmful UV radiation when you're out in the sun. At least half of one eye, at any rate.