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"Listen Ginger, you can only play for England if you were born in South Africa, not bloody New Zealand." (John Goldsmith, UK)
In an attempt to create a Flintoff-esque allrounder, the ECB began trials of fusing young players together. (Gareth, Australia)
Chris, look at 'em. Is that what you tweet "kiss teeth"? (Safwan, Saudi Arabia)
"It's Friday, Friday, we-we-we so excited!" (Haris Masood, USA)
England admit team-bonding exercise may have been too effective after players struggle to part. (Genghis Cohen, UK)
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