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"No Aleem! The ball is not dead! David Warner keeps bringing it back to life." (Dwayne, Barbados)
"You are allowed to try and get the Aussies out, you know." (Peter Finch, Spain)
"These aren't the droids you're looking for." (Ben, Australia)
Having been told that the line belongs to the umpire, Ishant Sharma apologised to Aleem every time he stepped on it while bowling. (Jam, India)
"For the last time, Aleem, the temperature up here is the same as over your head." (Kirti Sinha, Singapore)
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