'R we rubbing off on each other 4 good or bad?'

The pinnacle
Following South Africa's rise to No. 1 in the Test rankings, JP Duminy's looking ahead with optimism.

He clearly isn't a cyclist.

The support
Alviro Petersen thanked the supporters.

Unconditional? You won 2-0 and became the top-ranked Test side. You might want to investigate the conditions being applied to the support you're getting the next time you miss a straight one and South Africa lose by an innings.

The celebration
Morne Morkel took his 150th Test wicket during the third Test. Dale Steyn took him out to celebrate.

For 300 Test wickets, you're rewarded with a full Happy Meal.

The commiserations
Tino Best had some consolatory words for Jonny Bairstow.

There you go Jonny, you may have lost the Test, the series and the number one ranking, and been dismissed in the nineties, but at least you can comfort yourself with the thought that you're as good a batsman as Tino Best.

The feud?
But what's Tino's beef with Sulieman Benn?

That's #CheckYaSelfMate not #CheckYaCellMate, so at least he's not insinuating that Sulieman was involved in a massive Ponzi scheme.

The journey
Ravichandran Ashwin's been travelling.

Please switch off all electronic devices.

The waste of time
Umesh Yadav has some advice for us.

Having lost 103 minutes, Harbhajan Singh also has some advice.

The barnet
Graeme Swann's got a new look.

The retirement
Parthiv Patel says goodbye to one of the greats of the game.

That isn't actually his name, but I guess Vangipurappu Venkata Sai doesn't really give much indication of how well he could bat.

Getting to know God
"Went to VVS Laxman's house to have dinner. It is always special to meet him. Such a wonderful guy, so simple and down to earth..." @sachin_rt

Sachin's calling you "simple", VVS. What are you going to do about it?

What's your philosophy?
After a successful week for South Africa, it's only right that we return to Shaun Pollock for this feature.

Pervert.

Nando's Watch
Ajmal Shahzad has been in new places, looking to try new things.

Rob Key has been similarly adventurous.

The destruction
Jade Dernbach has been doing some damage.

Okay, enough of this. Stop smashing things. Having a coffee simply isn't an aggressive act. You sound like an idiot.