Pakistan's enfant terrible Umar Akmal finds his career stalling once more after being sent home from the Champions Trophy squad in England for failing a fitness test. It isn't his first infraction, and only the cheeriest optimist would imagine it to be the last. What makes Akmal's discipline problems stand out isn't just their sheer frequency, but the innovative ways he has devised to land himself in trouble. On his 27th birthday, we look at the high and lows of a volatile career.
August 2009: In just his third ODI, a 19-year old Umar scored an unbeaten 102 off 72 balls against Sri Lanka. It was an innings of such devastating hitting and brash self-confidence that it had experts and fans alike gushing about how far this boy could go. Eight years on, it remains his only ODI hundred against a Full Member. It's easy to forget he was compared to Virat Kohli at the time, who, despite being two years older than Umar, was yet to reach three figures in ODI cricket. In the subsequent eight years, Umar managed only one more hundred - against Afghanistan. Kohli has 27.
A boy wonder?
November 2009: Umar announced himself to the world on Test debut in Dunedin, worlds removed - in more ways than one - from the dust bowls of Lahore. So green was the wicket at the start of the game, you would have been hard-pressed to differentiate it from the outfield. He scored 129 and 75 while only one other Pakistan batsman managed a half-century. Inzamam's heir? A younger Younis? An Akmal worth appreciating?
Bros before selectors
April 2010: Umar's first foray into trouble. After Kamran Akmal's disastrous performance behind the stumps in Sydney, he was dropped for the following Test. Umar, still only five Tests old, was alleged to have feigned an injury in a bid to skip the third Test in protest at his brother being dropped. He eventually played, but was fined and placed on a six-month probation by the PCB.
A Test hiatus
September 2011: The last time Umar played a Test match for Pakistan. Having started so brightly in Dunedin, he ended up with a whimper in Bulawayo. Pakistan, who usually go to and fro on pretty much every selection call, have been strangely decisive about not giving Umar another shot at Test cricket. If it is to teach him a lesson, they might need a better teacher.
The gloves are off
October 2012: During the World T20 semi-final against Sri Lanka, Umar called for a change of gloves, and no amount of dissuading from Rod Tucker and Simon Taufel would deter him. The match referee, Jeff Crowe, took a dim view, slapping a Level 2 charge on the then 22-year old and fining him half of his match fee.
February 2014: Living life in the fast lane sounds like fun. Being booked under Section 186, 279 and 353 of the Pakistan Penal Code not so much. But those were precisely the consequences Umar faced after being pulled over for rash driving. He didn't appreciate it, apparently assaulting a police officer and tearing his uniform. He was arrested and released on bail 12 hours later.
A rude shock
April 2015: After a disappointing World Cup, Umar was left out of the tour to Bangladesh. It was a sobering reality check for the talented batsman, who, despite his Test absence, had been a regular feature in Pakistan's limited-overs sides, mainly due to occasional explosions of talent, not least for an electric 94 in a World T20 win against Australia the previous year. As sobering reality checks go, Pakistan received one themselves too, finding themselves consigned to a limited-overs mauling, with Bangladesh winning all three ODIs and the one-off T20I. Sitting out that series suddenly didn't seem so bad after all.
Pooping the party
November 2015: Hyderabad isn't renowned as Pakistan's fun capital. Therefore, when you get an opportunity to enjoy yourself in that neck of the woods, you take it. That, at least, was Umar's philosophy when he attended a party while he was there playing against Hyderabad for Sui Gas Pipelines: not a glamour fixture even by the Quaid-e-Azam Trophy's slipping standards. He hadn't received permission from the PCB to go to the party, which, apparently, he required. The board responded with a level of deep symbolism no one knew it possessed, dropping the youngster and calling up 39-year old batsman Rafatullah Mohmand. After all, he's not so likely to prance off to many parties, is he?
Forgo the logo
January 2016: Here's old Sui Gas again. It turned out Sui Gas players are allowed to wear one specific logo on their uniforms, but in a game against United Bank Limited, Umar was sporting a different one. The PCB, who was never likely to approve of Umar's fashion choices anyway, responded by banning him for a T20 match against New Zealand. If that sounds harsh, it was supposedly necessary because this was the third time Umar had "abused cricket equipment or clothing", as the PCB's code of conduct rather prudishly described it. But after Umar appealed, the ban was suspended and he did go on to play the T20.
I demand an encore
April 2016: Umar, apparently, got himself involved in a brawl in a Faisalabad theatre. If you thought that sentence was random, wait for this one: the reason for his annoyance was the theatre's refusal to repeat a dance performance that he had requested. Umar responded by telling the media to judge him only on his performances on the field. Having scored 188 runs in his last nine innings, you wouldn't have thought it was his best move.
A questioning spirit
May 2017: And finally, a classic he said/she said dispute. Umar, captain of the Punjab team during the Pakistan Cup, was asked about team changes at the toss. He launched into an explanation of why Junaid Khan wasn't playing, expressing "surprise" and "shock"; he might as well have been talking to his psychiatrist. Junaid Khan, apparently too ill to play, had strength enough to sit bolt upright in his hotel room, and send in a video clarification, saying he had a case of food poisoning that Umar had known about all along. The PCB appeared to be none the wiser, and just fined them both.