'Jeez, there was a lot of bumpats last night'

Never mind the Baggy Green, it's the green bag that Australians truly covet.

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That and the coloured floppy, at any rate. You can see why there's so much enthusiasm for it. It's a great look…

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Let's try someone else…

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Does that hat fit anyone?

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Apparently not.

Ben Stokes is maturing as a cricketer. He's maturing as a golfer as well.

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But this is how he's matured. He decided that chucking his clubs in the lake at the 18th would be inappropriate behaviour and so postponed his tantrum.

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That's the way. Time your efforts so that they have maximum impact.

Other England squad members wisely skipped the golf and just concentrated on the leopard. Moeen Ali even managed to read one's mind, like some kind of telepathic Doctor Doolittle character.

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The leopard is of course blissfully unaware of the existence of the coloured floppy. It might have to revise its opinions once it knows how bad hats can be.

Excellent pointing work from the lads, though. Particularly being as they're effectively pointing "blind" because they're facing the other way.

Virender Sehwag didn't risk a point.

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Although even with two hands, his selfie technique leaves something to be desired.

You're almost certainly wondering what Danny Morrison's like on Twitter. People often have a weird way of communicating with tweets, which is all nicknames, abbreviations and stream of consciousness. It's hard to imagine how that would work with Morrison.

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It seems he's exactly the same.

And if you're wondering which bit of that constitutes "peak Morrison" - it's "in red."

Unlike the TV coverage of many/most T20 leagues, the Big Bash is having to stand on its own two feet without Morrison's distinctive contributions.

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Happy? Happy!? With the obvious and eternal exception of Luke Wright, that is just about the most miserable group of men we've ever seen - and we've lived in Yorkshire and been there when the price of a pint's gone up by 3p.

What about Kemar Roach? Is he happy? He still seems to be keeping a low profile. Maybe he's at peace with himself.

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He is. He's at peace with himself.

Is Glenn Maxwell at peace with himself?

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It's unclear whether Glenn Maxwell's at peace with himself.

Somewhere in the world there is always a cricketer doing something inappropriate at an airport.

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Is that hashtag how you disguised yourself as you made your exit?