On the eve of South Africa's fateful World Cup game against Sri Lanka at
Durban in March 2003 - the rain-affected tie that threw them ignominiously
out of the tournament - the Sri Lankans were unamused to see a poster
outside their dressing-room. "When little dogs play with big dogs," it read,
"it's better they stay indoors." If the patronising sentiment proved wholly
misplaced at Kingsmead, it did perhaps have some relevance during
Bangladesh's visit five months earlier.
True, the tourists were up against one of the wolfhounds of world cricket,
but they never came close to mounting a credible challenge during three
one-day internationals or two horribly one-sided Tests.
Perhaps it really would have been better if they had stayed indoors. As
soon as Bangladesh emerged from the pavilion, they were mercilessly,
predictably and often tediously put to the sword. Time and again, from both
sides, came the mantra that they would learn from the experience, that they
could only improve by playing against the best, that there was genuine talent
in the squad. But it wore thin.
South Africa took the opportunity to blood two players and two Test
grounds. Martin van Jaarsveld appeared in both forms of the game, while
Ashwell Prince made his one-day debut; their performances were inconclusive.
Meanwhile, Buffalo Park in East London and the North West Cricket
Stadium in Potchefstroom became Test cricket's 85th and 86th venues but
they did not enjoy the financial benefits of higher-profile opposition.
Still, several South Africans cashed in, record-wise, and gave their statistics
a healthy if questionable boost. Herschelle Gibbs was denied a record fourth
consecutive one-day hundred by a wild wide from leg-spinner Alok Kapali,
Gary Kirsten became the first batsman to score hundreds against all nine
Test opponents, and Jacques Kallis ground on, scoring 214 unbeaten runs
in the two five-day games, which altogether lasted less than six.
For Bangladesh, comfort came in crumbs rather than chunks. There were
encouraging signs from their young seam bowlers, Talha Jubair and Tapash
Baisya, as well as welcome signs of solidity in the batting. But they all
struggled against the accuracy and hostility of Makhaya Ntini.