No surprise people are guffawing
Where did it all go wrong? Unless Surrey pull off an unlikely dead rubber win against Yorkshire this week we'll be relegated with even fewer points than we managed in 2008, the occasion of our last ignominious demotion. For a squad that then-coach Chris Adams described as his "best ever", that's pretty rubbish.
There will be much guffawing at Surrey's demise, and why not? We whipped out the chequebook on a number of occasions to sign first Graeme Smith and then Ricky Ponting and Hashim Amla. Not to mention Glenn Maxwell, Kevin O'Brien and Azhar Mahmood. As returns on investment go, relegation to Division Two after splashing all that cash is something of a disaster.
It's hard to put a finger on exactly what went wrong, but our batsmen have many more questions to answer than our bowlers (who shouldn't be without their critics either). Before the last game against Warwickshire we had a run of eight innings where we only passed 200 three times. That is appalling by any standards. So rarely this season have we been able to put teams under real scoreboard pressure, such has been the flakiness of our batting.
We have somehow conspired to be even worse since Adams' sacking than we were when he was still in the post, averaging about a point per game less since he left in June. I am as sure now as I was then that removing him was the right thing to do, but maybe the club should have been bolder in sacking Adams before the season started rather than upsetting the apple cart mid-year.
I struggle to subscribe to the theory that relegation can be good for a club, but it will at least provide an opportunity for a fresh start and a clean slate for the new coach. Surely no one could argue that the time has come now to show faith in the young talent at the club.
In Stuart Meaker, George Edwards and Matt Dunn we have a clutch of seamers who could dominate county cricket for years to come. Teenagers Dominic Sibley and Tom Curran should be backed to learn their trade in the lower tier while Zafar Ansari should be installed as Smith's vice -captain.
The 2008 relegation heralded the arrival of Adams for the following season. When Adams should have shown faith in youth he persisted with players like Usman Afzaal, Alex Tudor, Murtaza Hussain and Pedro Collins. It was an unforgivably short-sighted start to his time at the club and the same mistakes must not be made in 2014.
The management should only wield the chequebook this winter if the right players become available, and even then we're only in need of a couple of players, three at the most: a batsman or two to provide competition for places and the holy grail for all counties - an allrounder who can bat in the top six or seven.
The crushing disappointment of relegation, however inevitable it felt, will hopefully soon be replaced by the optimism that often comes with a new face at the top. Surrey fans and members will be sick to the back teeth of talk of four and five-year plans that became the norm under the previous management, but nonetheless a clear strategy is needed. That the strategy has to start with youth is an absolute no-brainer.