If he farts, it's a headline.
Australia's chief selector George Bailey feels sorry for the scrutiny dropped opener Sam Konstas has to go through during the Ashes build-up
I was hoping it would land on the beach.
Tim David's record 129-metre six in Hobart was actually meant to go farther
Hazlewood breaks more partnerships than Coldplay.
Kerry O'Keefe says Chris Martin has nothing on Josh Hazelwood
I've got tickets for day one and day two. Haven't asked the wife yet. That's about as much thought as I've given it.
Mitchell Marsh responds to whether he's been thinking about being a part of Australia's Ashes squad
Hoff doesn't even say that about our own players! Hoff, what are you doing?
Australia captain Pat Cummins is surprised to hear that his team-mate Josh Hazlewood was being complimentary... about England
Look, I've forgotten a lot about the game, but you guys are pretty good at putting it on the telly at every opportunity possible
It's not easy to wipe the 2017 ODI World Cup semi-final from memory if you're Alyssa Healy
It's actually not an opinion, it's a fact - it's probably the worst Australian team since 2010 when England last won.
The Ashes are upcoming, so naturally shots like these have to be fired. This this time by former England fast bowler Stuart Broad
I was 1 off 5 in a nine-over game, never felt more pressure in my career. Nice to walk off, was about to retire myself.
Mitchell Marsh won't be crying in the rain after the second New Zealand vs Australia T20I was washed out
I'd really like to encourage the Indian fans to show up in their Chennai MS Dhoni shirts because they are yellow.
Australia captain Alyssa Healy has a plan to get some support for her team during their World Cup matches in India
Alyssa brings me back down to earth, telling me, 'It's just one - calm down'.
Mitchell Starc on having won the T20 World Cup once compared to his wife, Alyssa Healy, who is a six-time winner.
I felt bad because he texted me and said he found out through Instagram. Sorry Mitchy!
Mitchell Starc forgot to tell his T20I captain Mitch Marsh that he was retiring from the format
[Shaun Graf said] He drinks, he smokes, he gambles. Shane said, "We'll take him, thanks!"
Aaron Finch talks about how Victoria administrator Graf sold Shane Warne on Finch for the Rajasthan Royals in 2010
I had a very vivid dream last night that I was picked to play the first test at Perth in the Ashes this winter. That was stressful
Steven Finn's nightmares are Ashes-focused
There was talk of cutting [the ball] in half
Scott Boland on a potential method to decide who kept the match ball after Mitchell Starc took six wickets and Boland himself three in the Kingston Test
The chef this morning making my omlette was telling me how he's cooked fish for Punter [Ricky Ponting] and Haydos [Matthew Hayden] in the 2007 World Cup. That obviously went well.
Australia captain Pat Cummins is probably going to have some big breakfasts in Grenada
I think he was pretty annoyed at his first 30 balls today. Didn't feel like he could spell "bat" for a little bit
Steven Smith says Beau Webster was having a particularly tough time of it when he first came out to bat in the WTC final
Don't nick the part-time offspinner
Steven Smith answers a question on what he might do differently in the second innings of the WTC final after being dismissed caught off Aiden Markram in the first
First impressions: the change rooms are very small and they do a very good lunch
Australian opener Sam Konstas gets his first taste of Lord's
We've had a few jokes around the room that we could be the biggest cordon we've seen for a while.
The 6ft 6in Beau Webster on the chance of being part of one of the tallest slip cordons if he plays the WTC final along with the similarly lanky Cameron Green
My little nephew Ted, he's four years old, we played backyard cricket the other day. He came in with Bumrah's action, and the nightmare continued.
Mitchell Marsh tells a two-sentence horror story at the Australian Cricket Awards