You can't sack 42% of a player

Feb 11, 2014: Which is why England had to fire Kevin Pietersen completely. And renounce his reintegration to the side in 2012

A sneak peek at England's new backroom staff

Feb 4, 2014: Starring Srini, Miley, Ban Ki, Andy Z and a number of other superstars

Cricket fans don't pay to watch administrators

Jan 28, 2014: And they don't care about the worm that is politics. What they care about is the sport and the collective good

Sri Lanka's epic anti-pressurisation of batsmen

Jan 21, 2014: When you give away more singles than dot balls, it clearly means you're using an umbrella made of bread

A golden age of cricketing travel sickness

Jan 14, 2014: In which we explore the magical world of whitewashes and why teams seem to be so rubbish at touring these days

How would a treacle-smeared poodle bat?

Jan 7, 2014: Or: an investigation into England's remorselessly bar-lowering performance in Sydney

A statistical breakdown of England's breakdown

Dec 31, 2013: What do you do when your side has been on the wrong end of a leathering? You seek solace in the numbers is what

Cook's Christmas wishlist

Dec 25, 2013: Is there any silver lining in the 3-0 loss? Likely not, but a valiant attempt will be made nevertheless

Oh dear, England

Dec 18, 2013: Is there any silver lining in the 3-0 loss? Likely not, but a valiant attempt will be made nevertheless

'Like Neil Armstrong landing on the moon and tripping over'

Dec 12, 2013: What's the most anti-climactic moment in Indian cricketing history? Hint: It's got to do with a mega-milestone reached in a match India lost to Bangladesh

WACA, England's blackhole

Dec 12, 2013: England need to cross a statistical hurdle of stellar proportions if they are to win the third Ashes Test

'How cricket taught me to help deliver a child'

Dec 12, 2013: Zaltz explains how the game can help guide us through the important moments in life

Michael Clarke's reverse polarity and other mysteries

Dec 10, 2013: Also, conclusive proof that Alan Mulally was the equal of Don Bradman as a batsman

Four unarguable statistical reasons why England will play well in Adelaide

Dec 3, 2013: And for the superstitious, there are anti-stats to ward away evil with

'A shaved dog is angrier than an unshaved dog'

Dec 1, 2013: In which the Zaltz channels the wit and wisdom of the great Navjot Sidhu

'Stuart Broad's a lovely chap who doesn't know the rules of cricket'

Nov 29, 2013: The only possible explanation for the Trent Bridge nick incident, and what Lance Armstrong really did

How growing a moustache can improve your all-round skills

Nov 26, 2013: A review of the first Ashes Test reveals startling facts about the weather and facial hair

The Official Confectionery Stall Ashes Preview

Nov 20, 2013: Andy Zaltzman provides the almost-definite preview of the Ashes series and why England should, could, or might not retain the urn

The year 1AT begins

Nov 19, 2013: The one-man encyclopaedia of stats is gone, but his numbers are now footnotes in history along with West Indies' awful ones from this series

What if Sachin pulls a hamstring in Kolkata?

Nov 5, 2013: The Confectionery Stall's advanced-level cricket examination goes boldly where no cricket quiz has done