Twitter round-up

'English players will be drinking concrete milkshakes in Darwin'

Dec 5, 2013: Just what you wanted: more wretched Ashes sledging, but on Twitter

Diary of an England back-room staffer

Nov 28, 2013: How could any player succumb to a stress-related illness when they're so carefully monitored by the support staff?

Twitter round-up

'Impossible to have a pee on the train without falling'

Nov 22, 2013: Laws of motion get tested this fortnight on our Twitter round-up

How to write your Tendulkar tribute

Nov 14, 2013: Everyone's doing it, but are they doing it right? Here are some handy tips

Twitter round-up

'Always a stinker when you drop your phone down the toilet'

Nov 7, 2013: This fortnight we flush out the best cricket tweets and give you the rest

The Ashes aren't what they used to be

Oct 31, 2013: It's all different and watered down: from the trash-talking to the warm-ups and the terminology

Twitter round-up

'Dear stomach, you're bored, not hungry - so shut up'

Oct 24, 2013: Conversations with organs, and mind-reading with Kraigg Brathwaite, in this fortnight's Twitter round-up

How to manage a batsman's workload

Oct 17, 2013: All that standing around and occasionally prodding at the ball can be exhausting, so skip an innings or two to up your skills

Twitter round-up

'I'm certainly no Mr Miyagi'

Oct 10, 2013: Frank confessions of inadequacy and much else besides, in this fortnight's Twitter round-up

The importance of being Graham Onions

Oct 3, 2013: That and other gleanings from this year's County Championship

Twitter round-up

'Motion sickness does destroy me every time'

Sep 26, 2013: Revelations of startling vulnerability and more in this fortnight's Twitter round-up

Depressed after the Ashes? Try other sports

Sep 19, 2013: How soccer, cycling and snooker can get you through those rare weeks when there isn't an Ashes

The week on Twitter

'Don't be a victim of things I do to survive!'

Sep 13, 2013: In the latest Twitter round-up, cricketers do amazing and not-so-amazing things with their heads

England fans thinking of implementing supporter rotation

Sep 9, 2013: A novel idea to get through a jam-packed tour without sustaining long-term psychological injury

The week on Twitter

'Watch my comments on the over rate tonight'

Aug 29, 2013: Seductive invitations and more in this week's Twitter round-up

The DRS: my two cents

Aug 22, 2013: There hasn't been a DRS controversy at The Oval yet, but why let that stop us from talking about the system?

The week on Twitter

'Ross Taylor, you have the powerful rear to keep'

Aug 15, 2013: Rodney Hogg takes a linguistics course, Damien Martyn spurns rocket science in favour of ballistics, and Moises Henriques fails his barber's exam

Why Monty did it

Aug 8, 2013: In which we speculate on what might make a man urinate on others

The week on Twitter

'Royal baby named Stuart Broad until he walks!'

Aug 1, 2013: Crisp social commentary, the arrival on Twitter of Mitchell Johnson, and a minor squabble

What connects Watson and Broad?

Jul 25, 2013: Both are blond, have appeared naked in magazines, and wouldn't know a valid use of a DRS review if it came up and said hello. What's not to hate?