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'A soy decaf cappuccino is just pointless'
That and other critical pronouncements from cricketers on Twitter in recent days
It takes eleven spoons to decide on an ice-cream
'Fred. Fred's dead'
'Like a glass of red wine in the desert'
'I'm extremely motivated to do nothing'
'Totally enervated. No food inflight'
Hands on Warne and the Polly-graph