England v South Africa 2008 / Quote Unquote

I'm absolutely knackered. After the third victory, I went out with my brother, just to take it in.

Sep 2, 2008 Tweet | Share

Welcome to the world of 'Mere Mortals'. The difference between you and the rest of us is that we only have to remember a couple of months back for our last bad month - you have to remember ten years ago.

Aug 13, 2008 Tweet | Share

The glamour boys are coming and the blockers are going home.

Aug 13, 2008 Tweet | Share

He deserved it. I love him. To see that cynical little man laughing again is just great.

Aug 9, 2008 Tweet | Share

I've had a few text messages this evening asking me who writes them [scripts].

Aug 9, 2008 Tweet | Share

You've got to risk it for a biscuit ...

Aug 1, 2008 Tweet | Share

They need a Ravi Bopara, an Owais Shah - someone with a bit of swagger and arrogance to say 'What you lot are doing isn't good enough. Here's what I can do'. They need someone fresh to liven up the dressing room.

Jul 31, 2008 Tweet | Share

He plays the ball off the back foot on the offside and on the leg side with a straight bat as good as anybody I've seen since Sobers.

Jul 22, 2008 Tweet | Share

We didn't know much about Pattinson. We didn't have any footage on him. Whatever team the English put out we were just going to try and prepare with whatever information we could get. Which wasn't a lot.

Jul 19, 2008 Tweet | Share

I haven't seen him bowl - I was asleep when we played them.

Jul 19, 2008 Tweet | Share

If you've had your roof done by Pattinson, give us a call.

Jul 19, 2008 Tweet | Share

He's so Australian in his ways you would never believe it. He's a competitive bugger."

Jul 19, 2008 Tweet | Share

I think he was meant to go to Alton Towers with the kids today.

Jul 18, 2008 Tweet | Share

I can just see England batting first at Lord's and Andrew Strauss gets a 'roughie'. Then they'll wish they could have appealed.

Jul 15, 2008 Tweet | Share

Sid is the one person that suffers most from sleeping in all these different beds around the country

Jul 14, 2008 Tweet | Share

I look at Test cricket like life. You're going to have some fantastic days and some dull days: that's what life's all about.

Jul 13, 2008 Tweet | Share

There is a particular pleasure in listening to cricket in a country where it doesn't exist.

Jul 12, 2008 Tweet | Share

Kevin and I would get on a lot better if he kept his mouth shut.

Jul 8, 2008 Tweet | Share

Welcome to England, if anyone is out of form or hasn't played in a while, don't worry, we've done everything we can to make sure you get into form as soon as possible.

Jul 7, 2008 Tweet | Share