I didn't even know there was a new selector for about a week. I'm not very clued up!
Warwickshire bowler Olly Stone is fast but not up to speed with what's going on at the ECB
'No matter what sort of day you've had out there today,' I'll tell them, 'I've had a worse one. I promise.'
When his players have had a tough day on the field, Chris Scott, head coach of Cambridge MCCU, likes to remind them of the time he dropped Brian Lara on 18 at Edgbaston in 1994. Lara went on to make 501 not out
I'm a fair dinkum pom
A few days after Sam Robson's debut, Sam Hain nails his colours to England's mast
If that'd been a hamburger he'd have stopped it
Bob Willis takes a dig at a plump Ian Blackwell during a misfield in the Clydesdale Bank40 final at Lord's
"I am on a diet which is going really well and the results show it is being very beneficial. It was very difficult at the start but you get used to it. The stuff I used to eat was not very good. Now I am down to my target weight it's a case of concentrating on getting my muscles stronger."
Former England allrounder Rikki Clarke proves that he might not have been listening to the advice of various team dietitians over the years
"He sulked when he lost; shouted when he was angry. Instead of lifting the dressing room in trying times, he became the chief mourner; the source of negativity."
George Dobell in the Birmingham Post with a scathing account of Mark Greatbatch's time as Warwickshire coach
"Are you telling me that this is the best Warwickshire can produce? I don't think so."
Nasser Hussain attacks Warwickshire's choice of picking Kolpak players such as 30-year-old Alfonso Thomas, as Lancashire raced to 100 without loss chasing 254