© Satish Acharya
© Satish Acharya
© Satish Acharya
© Satish Acharya
© Satish Acharya
There's not a lot of good that happens at 2.30 in the morning in a pub or a nightclub.
I've got butterflies the size of Quinton de Kock in my tummy.
How can you have a clash of cultures when you're playing against a country with no culture?
He would go [for the matches]... he was enthusiastic.
In fact, I do not go to the CSK games. I hardly watch the T20.
I was pointing out I have got children too.
Did you guys play so badly that they have pulled you out of the IPL?
Once I got to 20, I got a bit of nosebleed.
MS Dhoni didn't put the towel in his trousers.
So the crowd can watch Chris Gayle bat earlier.
Everyone congratulated me, except Cooky... so maybe that says something!
I know what David Moyes is feeling this morning
I have just one thing to add before we finish.
If it is in the V, it goes in the tree; if it is in the arc, it goes out of the park.
This is champagne. That's just soft drink.
I don't want to sound politically incorrect but what will they do if I enter? Shoot me?
Maybe they must reconsider 4pm games in Chennai. My word someone will die soon!
We're not going to let him in. We're going to keep my brother in for the whole 20.
As a person you need to look presentable, which I feel has been missing in some of our players.
In eight games if you haven't made a significant contribution you're a bit of a passenger
Too busy counting the money I made for them
When people around the world think of cricket, I want them to think of Indianapolis
When you give Sir Ravindra Jadeja one ball to get 2 runs he will win it with one ball to spare!!
Once we start playing proper cricket, we'll be a side to beat.
Batsmen are scoring easy runs in IPL in the absence of Pakistani bowlers.
And my tip to all bowlers - learn to bat! Bowling is for mugs
I'd like to play but, as people keep reminding me, I'm very old.
He's developing a new MCC manual of his own
I'm jealous of my parents. I'll never have a kid as cool as theirs.

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"It sounds quite sinister to me. I mean the fact that there would be four guys attacking him, [from] the media reports I saw looked somewhat unprovoked, and there must be something behind that. The assault seems very vicious so obviously we wish him a speedy recovery, and I'm sure the police will be working to get to the bottom of it."
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"We don't need security. This is a nice suburb. We run security, we run doormen on the weekend, purely to make sure we have no intoxicated [people] and no underagers at the venue. It's not about having bouncers on the door. We have doormen that meet and greet and say farewell to the guests … the bar runs very well, we have got nice clientele, and we don't need security early in the week."
Steve Holmes, general manager at Aikman's bar, where the incident occurred
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