All the muppets who are on £18 grand, £15 grand, either you become better or you go and do something else

Jan 25, 2015 Tweet | Share

Individuals are birds of passage while institutions are forever

Jan 22, 2015 Tweet | Share

It's written in his contract that he has to hit the winning runs

Jan 21, 2015 Tweet | Share

Well played AB de Villiers. Unfortunately, it wasn't quite enough to get Netherlands Cricket out of the record books for conceding highest-ever total

Jan 18, 2015 Tweet | Share

I am trying to understand what's happening but I can't

Jan 16, 2015 Tweet | Share

A week ago I was a Blackcap, now I can't even afford shoes! Haha.

Jan 14, 2015 Tweet | Share

We have gone into this theory of three seamers and one spinner the moment we sit on an aircraft which travels more than seven hours

Jan 12, 2015 Tweet | Share

I have seen a lot of ads about protea fire. I guess Cape Town will be blazing tomorrow but with a maroon flame.

Jan 8, 2015 Tweet | Share

It kind of felt like I was the library in a theme park.

Jan 1, 2015 Tweet | Share

Now even PETA has said you can't cosmetically remove the tail.

Dec 31, 2014 Tweet | Share

That sums up the wicket. If I'm getting runs on it.

Dec 28, 2014 Tweet | Share

You can see the front line, it does not move, put your foot on it.

Dec 26, 2014 Tweet | Share

I'd like to say it's hard to miss, but I won't

Dec 26, 2014 Tweet | Share

As my mates told me, that's the first hundred I've scored on TV for a while

Dec 24, 2014 Tweet | Share

We shouldn't leave so much grass where even a 120kph bowler appears like Malcolm Marshall.

Dec 23, 2014 Tweet | Share

I am happy about my achievements and records but the only regret I have is losing the fastest ODI century record.

Dec 21, 2014 Tweet | Share

When an Aussie sledges it's aggression but if an Indian sledges it's unnecessary and foolish.

Dec 20, 2014 Tweet | Share

If he had to get out there, we wouldn't have been able to keep the ball out of his hand.

Dec 19, 2014 Tweet | Share

I'll put that in the same category as the third new ball. Over-rated. Huddles are over-rated.

Dec 19, 2014 Tweet | Share

If I'm playing the peacemaker, you can imagine what was going on out there.

Dec 13, 2014 Tweet | Share

Michael, change of plan. Some Bodyline, son.

Dec 10, 2014 Tweet | Share

His deal with himself was he would buy a new cow for his herd every time he hit a 100. The herd grew very quickly.

Dec 3, 2014 Tweet | Share

A bowler will always be a mirage and a batsman will always be water.

Dec 1, 2014 Tweet | Share

I think 99% of bowlers these days would fail the 15 degree test

Nov 24, 2014 Tweet | Share

It's got nothing to do about I'll see you in the car park and we'll beat the crap out of each other.

Nov 18, 2014 Tweet | Share

The Test series is big, but at the end of the day, if they do well in the World Cup no one will care about the Test series over there.

Nov 13, 2014 Tweet | Share

Maybe I need to touch up the eyebrows.

Nov 6, 2014 Tweet | Share

I was telling people if every time I answered a question about Multan I got a rupee, I would be a multimillionaire by now.

Nov 6, 2014 Tweet | Share

The hard thing about Pakistan is that they throw up these cricketers you've never seen before

Oct 29, 2014 Tweet | Share

Speak to my wife, we should have kept going!

Oct 22, 2014 Tweet | Share

They are called the Tigers, which is a tough animal; you mess around with a tiger it kills you. We have to respect the Tigers, especially in their own forest.

Oct 21, 2014 Tweet | Share

A person is made of this earth, which has not been discovered completely yet.

Oct 15, 2014 Tweet | Share

'Okay, Anil is the only guy. Let's give it to him.'

Oct 15, 2014 Tweet | Share

Guys are up there trying to eat their breakfasts quicker than each other now

Oct 9, 2014 Tweet | Share

I've watched more cricket than I've played. So there's enough in this upper-storey that can be used before I forget it.

Oct 7, 2014 Tweet | Share

First of all, I should get into the XI.

Oct 2, 2014 Tweet | Share

It's almost like Indians have chillies from a very early age, therefore if you eat chilli it doesn't really bother you. But if we eat chilli, it burns our mouth, which is the same while playing spin.

Oct 1, 2014 Tweet | Share

Wicket-taker, contains, and he does it in a short-sleeved shirt, which is nice to see for a spinner.

Sep 28, 2014 Tweet | Share

I am happy they [England] gave us [India] the game of cricket, which they can't play very well, and the English language, which I can't speak very well.

Sep 25, 2014 Tweet | Share

When our cricket team wins a tournament and returns, the entire country rejoices, but this achievement is a thousand times greater.

Sep 24, 2014 Tweet | Share