The only way we can stop South Africa scoring 400 is by winning the toss and batting first.

Mar 4, 2015 Tweet | Share

You would like to score runs every game but I don't think that's possible unless you are Don Bradman or AB de Villiers

Mar 3, 2015 Tweet | Share

It's not a big deal getting players up for the game. It's a World Cup. Everybody is like a kid at Christmas.

Mar 1, 2015 Tweet | Share

Let the ICC decide. They should also do a bit of work, so let them sit in their air-conditioned room and decide whether Associate nations need to play in the World Cup or not

Feb 28, 2015 Tweet | Share

As one of the England journalists said, the England match is a bye.

Feb 26, 2015 Tweet | Share

That's why I had a shave today.

Feb 26, 2015 Tweet | Share

Just remind me, was it two teams outside the top eight who played this game and made it a good game?

Feb 26, 2015 Tweet | Share

I just want to sit in my room and feel sad for a while.

Feb 22, 2015 Tweet | Share

Gym. Like dancing, holding hands, queueing. Overrated.

Feb 20, 2015 Tweet | Share

Tough times don't last, but tough blokes do.

Feb 19, 2015 Tweet | Share

When I'm rushing around the changing room trying to chuck the pads on it means we might be in a little bit of trouble.

Feb 18, 2015 Tweet | Share

He's playing smart cricket, which can't always be said for his game at times.

Feb 14, 2015 Tweet | Share

It was a bit confusing with the tickets - they all said Hamilton on them so I kept picking up everyone else's thinking it was mine.

Feb 13, 2015 Tweet | Share

I don't have too many trophies. We are chasing one at the moment and if we get that it will be nice to have a replica.

Feb 12, 2015 Tweet | Share

We don't want to peak too early

Feb 9, 2015 Tweet | Share

I cleaned my swimming pool.

Feb 7, 2015 Tweet | Share

I remember the 1992 World Cup final. It's my earliest memory. Inzamam-ul-Haq was skinny. Well, skinny-ish.

Feb 7, 2015 Tweet | Share

There are probably Australians stubbing their toes today because of my work.

Feb 7, 2015 Tweet | Share

A big boy needs a big bat

Feb 5, 2015 Tweet | Share

I think it was 50... My wife says it's too many sometimes!

Feb 4, 2015 Tweet | Share

I was checking the backs of my whites, making sure they weren't too brown. He was quite quick.

Jan 28, 2015 Tweet | Share

When I was pitted against Virat Kohli, I gave up.

Jan 27, 2015 Tweet | Share

All the muppets who are on £18 grand, £15 grand, either you become better or you go and do something else

Jan 25, 2015 Tweet | Share

Individuals are birds of passage while institutions are forever

Jan 22, 2015 Tweet | Share

It's written in his contract that he has to hit the winning runs

Jan 21, 2015 Tweet | Share

Well played AB de Villiers. Unfortunately, it wasn't quite enough to get Netherlands Cricket out of the record books for conceding highest-ever total

Jan 18, 2015 Tweet | Share

I am trying to understand what's happening but I can't

Jan 16, 2015 Tweet | Share

A week ago I was a Blackcap, now I can't even afford shoes! Haha.

Jan 14, 2015 Tweet | Share

We have gone into this theory of three seamers and one spinner the moment we sit on an aircraft which travels more than seven hours

Jan 12, 2015 Tweet | Share

I have seen a lot of ads about protea fire. I guess Cape Town will be blazing tomorrow but with a maroon flame.

Jan 8, 2015 Tweet | Share

It kind of felt like I was the library in a theme park.

Jan 1, 2015 Tweet | Share

Now even PETA has said you can't cosmetically remove the tail.

Dec 31, 2014 Tweet | Share

That sums up the wicket. If I'm getting runs on it.

Dec 28, 2014 Tweet | Share

You can see the front line, it does not move, put your foot on it.

Dec 26, 2014 Tweet | Share

I'd like to say it's hard to miss, but I won't

Dec 26, 2014 Tweet | Share

As my mates told me, that's the first hundred I've scored on TV for a while

Dec 24, 2014 Tweet | Share

We shouldn't leave so much grass where even a 120kph bowler appears like Malcolm Marshall.

Dec 23, 2014 Tweet | Share

I am happy about my achievements and records but the only regret I have is losing the fastest ODI century record.

Dec 21, 2014 Tweet | Share

When an Aussie sledges it's aggression but if an Indian sledges it's unnecessary and foolish.

Dec 20, 2014 Tweet | Share

If he had to get out there, we wouldn't have been able to keep the ball out of his hand.

Dec 19, 2014 Tweet | Share