My body likes to put on weight easily and my mum loves to feed me, so I haven't had as many roasts at home the last six months.
Australia allrounder Mitchell Marsh on the challenges of staying fit
Peter Siddle popped over to Sainsbury's and got me a big bar of Dairy Milk.
Steven Smith on how he celebrated his double-century at Old Trafford
Think about Muhammad Ali getting his bike stolen. That was the fire he needed to become the greatest boxer of all time.
Australia coach Justin Langer hopes his side will be inspired by the story of how a 12-year-old Ali took up boxing after the theft of his bike and went on to become the Greatest
He was not out at the end of the day and he was like; 'This is going to sound weird, but I need to keep using your box.'
England No. 11 Jack Leach on what Ben Stokes told him during the Lord's Test after borrowing his box. Stokes went on to score a hundred in that Test and the next
I thought to myself: "That's my little cleaning wipe - I should have made the logo bigger so people could see it!
Amar Shah, the Bristol optometrist who prescribed the glasses Jack Leach was wearing - and repeatedly wiping - during the Headingley Ashes Test, hoped for some promotion from the famous innings
I'll be playing a game of table tennis in 2050 and we'll get to deuce and the person in the next table will probably [joke about boundaries].
Jimmy Neesham expects the memory of the 2019 World Cup final, which New Zealand lost on boundary count, to haunt him forever
Credit to Jack to be out there and able to do that in such a high-profile situation. That was the best kiss I've ever had
Ben Stokes is entirely approving of his batting partner Jack Leach's post-match PDA
I like it when great players miss out. It means statistically, they'll probably get some pretty soon.
Justin Langer believes David Warner's big scores are just around the corner
At least we average 0.5 of a World Cup over the winter.
New Zealand allrounder Jimmy Neesham is happy for his flat mate, Bailey Mes, a netball World Cup winner
That was a lovely tweet, I really enjoyed it. It was a very timely one. I don't know how it struck him but I really enjoyed it
India's chief selector, MSK Prasad, says he was amused by batsman Ambati Rayudu's jibe that he would watch the World Cup with 3D glasses after Prasad had picked a "three-dimensional" Vijay Shankar over Rayudu for the tournament
I told Jofra that he will become the Michael Jordan of cricket.
Jofra Archer's father has bigger dreams than a World Cup win for his son
I said to Kane [Williamson], I'll be apologising for that for the rest of my life.
Ben Stokes on the freak incident in the closing moments of the World Cup final when a throw from the deep hit his bat as he dived for the crease and went for four overthrows
I thought God was in England's dressing room that day. Hope if we play England next, he sits in ours.
India coach Ravi Shastri seems to believe that if any divine force exists, it does so in the form of a male cricket fan
I think Candice and David need to have another child next week. Every game he comes out and plays after the birth of a child is spectacular.
Nathan Lyon has a foolproof gameplan for David Warner ahead of the World Cup semi-finals
Hum to doobe hain sanam, tujhe bhi leke doobenge [We're sunk already, now we'll take you down with us]
Afghanistan captain Gulbadin Naib reveals their game plan against Bangladesh
I don't know how he's spying on me in the shower.
Steven Smith is amused by Australia coach Justin Langer's claim that he shadow-bats in the shower
I never dived. In those days, diving was for riff-raffs.
Ramiz Raja on what cricket was like in the previous millennium
We put men on the moon, so why can't we have a reserve day?
Bangladesh coach Steve Rhodes is frustrated by the third washout in five days at the World Cup
If you find yourself fielding down on the fence like David Warner invariably does, play up to it a bit. Even be seen on the balcony at Lord's sandpapering his bat or something.
Former Australia captain Allan Border has some advice for David Warner on how to deal with hostile crowds in England
He took that bat and I hope he doesn't do well with that and gives it back.
Rashid Khan on the miracle bat gifted to him by Virat Kohli that his team-mate Asghar Afghan took from him
He actually messed up. He came running in and had to go back.
Although it was a wicket to his name, bowler Moeen Ali isn't impressed by Ben Stokes' spectacular one-handed catch, running backwards and twisting his body to take it reverse-cupped
We're squeezed in there nice and tight, which is cool because we've been a tight-knit group for the last 18 months.
South Africa coach Ottis Gibson throws shade at the size of the visitors' dressing room at The Oval
I had to choose between cricket and chess because it would have been difficult to pursue both. You can put it this way that I had 2% more interest in cricket
Yuzvendra Chahal on passing up the chance to be a chess grand master
If I shit myself on the international cricket stage I feel like there could have been more sponsorship opportunities.
Australian batsman Matt Renshaw on the time he ran off the field to deal with a dodgy tummy during the 2017 Pune Test
Yes, we don't have a purple cap, we don't have an orange cap. Who cares? We got this.
Mumbai Indians coach Mahela Jayawardene congratulates his team after they won a record fourth IPL title
Uzzy didn't invite me for dinner the other night at his place, so that might cost him!
Australia captain Aaron Finch jokes that Usman Khawaja may have missed a trick when it comes to the race for a batting slot at the World Cup
My daughter has been coming here every day to watch me play, but I didn't get a lot of runs earlier. It was nice to get some runs today, but she was sleeping.
Rohit Sharma on the travails of parenthood
I think the buzz word in world cricket right now is three-dimensional. And Shadab is three-dimensional.
Pakistan coach Mickey Arthur explains World Cup selection while referencing Ambati Rayudu's reaction to being left out of India's squad for the tournament
Just ordered a new set of 3D glasses to watch the World Cup.
India batsman Ambati Rayudu reacts to being ignored for selection in India's World Cup squad after chief selector MSK Prasad said they instead chose a "three-dimensional" Vijay Shankar
There is a lot of magic between [Mohammed] Shami and me, because we talk in different languages. I tell him what to do in Tamil, and he understands it. In the game, if something goes wrong, we talk in Hindi. Otherwise, he talks in Bengali and I speak in Tamil.
R Ashwin on the multi-cultural experience of captaining Kings XI Punjab in the IPL
When he hit me for three [consecutive] sixes, I felt like Stuart Broad.
Yuzvendra Chahal has empathy for a fellow victim of Yuvraj Singh's brutality
We are aware of our age. We are not 60-year-olds, we are 35, 32-year-olds. We are still young, we look after our bodies and we have a lot of experience.
Dwayne Bravo rejects the notion that Chennai Super Kings' 2019 squad is a dad's army
I think they were trying to work out who is the tallest.
Ricky Ponting tries to guess what Sachin Tendulkar and Prithvi Shaw were talking about after the Mumbai-Delhi IPL game
I am not scared of anyone but Virat bhaiya ke gusse se dar lagta hai [I'm scared of Virat Kohli's anger].
Rishabh Pant reveals his kryptonite
I've released a song four times before a tournament has started and I have won the tournament every time.
Dwayne Bravo, now part of the PSL-winning Quetta Gladiators, on the secret of his success
I turned up to the ground today. Marcus Stoinis was doing his fitness test. He had a broken thumb, I thought he would play today and I would be carrying drinks.
Ashton Turner, whose unbeaten 43-ball 84 helped Australia narrowly win the Mohali ODI against India, on how his day had started out differently
Can't really be an honours board if you have got Styris' name on it.
Commentator Ian Smith reading the names on the Hamilton honours board
I think one six went 122 metres. You don't go that far on your holidays.
Mark Butcher watching Chris Gayle's sixes clear the stands in Bridgetown
No one smells the leather in defence better than Pujara. You can ask him if it is Christian Dior or Armani.
Ravi Shastri is really impressed with how Cheteshwar Pujara reads the bowler
I can guarantee I can try something different tomorrow. I might go left hand. I can't keep doing the same thing and getting the same results.
Australia captain Tim Paine ponders how to win a toss