© Satish Acharya
© Satish Acharya
© Satish Acharya
© Satish Acharya
© Satish Acharya
I know who you are and I am coming to get you - start running."
I'm certainly not able to function 100%, because I sleep too much.
There'll always be people in all walks of life who can't afford certain things.
I'm gonna turn on the heat, make him or break him ... no soft option.
Come on, his sleeves are absolutely unique.
I don't think I will ever live it down if I come second.
Nothing bad can happen to us if we're on a plane in India with Sachin Tendulkar on it.
Absolute crap. The only thing it shows is India's power at the ICC table.
What a steaming pile of hypocrisy all round. Another piece of horse manure in our time.
I've been starting Haydos up that it's like him scoring 500.
It looks more suitable for growing carrots.
If he'd fielded at slip off his own bowling he'd probably have 130 by now.
I'm just so pleased to have been given the chance.
I am not going to be doing victory laps with four-for against that particular New Zealand side."
It's funny what you can do when there's love and care around.
Thank God for the thriving DVD piracy trade on the subcontinent is about all I can say.

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"It sounds quite sinister to me. I mean the fact that there would be four guys attacking him, [from] the media reports I saw looked somewhat unprovoked, and there must be something behind that. The assault seems very vicious so obviously we wish him a speedy recovery, and I'm sure the police will be working to get to the bottom of it."
New Zealand prime minister, John Key
"We don't need security. This is a nice suburb. We run security, we run doormen on the weekend, purely to make sure we have no intoxicated [people] and no underagers at the venue. It's not about having bouncers on the door. We have doormen that meet and greet and say farewell to the guests … the bar runs very well, we have got nice clientele, and we don't need security early in the week."
Steve Holmes, general manager at Aikman's bar, where the incident occurred
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