© Satish Acharya
© Satish Acharya
© Satish Acharya
© Satish Acharya
© Satish Acharya
I didn't follow much of it because it kind of clashed with my party events in Jamaica.
We've got Mother Hubbard's cupboard here at the moment. She's pretty bare
We'll need two goats to feed on this grassy pitch.
Think my mate's hair must have got into his eyes while driving last night.
Take a bit of beer and manure and rub it on your forehead.
Once we go out to bat in the next innings, we will show what batting actually means.
The ICC may well be the voice of cricket; the BCCI is an invoice
The really annoying thing is that nobody has asked me whether I want to make a comeback.
They bring that up three times a year, don't they?
He who looks at the clouds takes his eyes off the plough.
A better ground for soccer? You might get football matches called off
here.
Is this vast? I dunno. I thought Headingley's bigger.
The thing about that World Cup is that it goes on for years
Sometimes it doesn't matter what I think
If speeches were that important, Winston Churchill would have made a great captain.
You should hold this, it isn't mine.
Doesn't stop them wearing mascara when they go out in the evenings
It's up for Boucher to start a relationship with de Villiers
He has got a very big nose. And, to give him credit, a very good nose
He deserves the contract to build national highways.
It should be the Empire XI. They got any Poms in their side?
He's batting beautifully, he is the new Garry Sobers
We've got a little bit in common...I love golf
I'd much rather fly Airwolf than be the Knightrider
They thought I was in hiding somewhere, but I'm right here.
I couldn't have more faith in the boys. The matches will be close but I'm tipping a 5-0 whitewash.
He has been in form longer than some of our guys have been alive
It's been 100 days since I had a drink
I am not bothered whether they are undercover or overcover. I am clean
Hansie Cronje. Honestly. I got out to Hansie more than anyone ... I never knew what to do with him
I'm not interested in what he has to say. Who is he? He's a nobody.

Aakash Chopra: Apart from luck, you need to pick your team wisely, get to bat at the top, and have your captain's support
Fixing? It's people like us doing it
Ed Hawkins: It's convenient to blame the underworld for every instance of fixing, but it's ordinary punters behind many of them
The perils of scoffing at failure
Rob Steen: Excessive success can destroy inhibition, and hence the capacity for shame
New Zealand shaken and stirred
Andrew Alderson: The second-innings collapse at Lord's has revived concerns about New Zealand's top order
'Being an NZ fan is like being in an abusive relationship'
Beige Brigade: Taylor Swift's songs would speak to any Kiwi cricket fan right now
A talent that didn't know its own worth
Sreesanth wasn't the most likeable team-mate or opponent, but he had skill beyond doubt, which we might have seen the last of
Even at the height of his success with the national side, Sreesanth was a lonely cricketer who felt hard done by
Pollard sledges Watson, Dravid is angry
Plays of the day from the IPL match between Mumbai Indians and Rajasthan Royals in Mumbai
A time for anger, a time for action
Out of the shattered lives of three young men caught up in allegations of fraud, newer and stronger players must emerge
Mumbai Indians still have a better head-to-head record against Chennai Super Kings, but once again on the big occasion, they came second
Mumbai Indians still have a better head-to-head record against Chennai Super Kings, but once again on the big occasion, they came second
Even at the height of his success with the national side, Sreesanth was a lonely cricketer who felt hard done by
Spirited Sunrisers exceed expectations (55)
Sunrisers began this tournament as one of the underdogs, but fought impressively to reach as far as the Eliminator
Anderson's magic not to be missed (50)
None of the other three England bowlers with 300 Test wickets - or many other of the game's finest swing merchants - could have bowled better than James Anderson at Lord's
A case of peaking too early (41)
Royal Challengers began the season in full steam, but failed to replicate their consistency away from home
"It sounds quite sinister to me. I mean the fact that there would be four guys attacking him, [from] the media reports I saw looked somewhat unprovoked, and there must be something behind that. The assault seems very vicious so obviously we wish him a speedy recovery, and I'm sure the police will be working to get to the bottom of it."
New Zealand prime minister, John Key
"We don't need security. This is a nice suburb. We run security, we run doormen on the weekend, purely to make sure we have no intoxicated [people] and no underagers at the venue. It's not about having bouncers on the door. We have doormen that meet and greet and say farewell to the guests … the bar runs very well, we have got nice clientele, and we don't need security early in the week."
Steve Holmes, general manager at Aikman's bar, where the incident occurred
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