© Satish Acharya
© Satish Acharya
© Satish Acharya
© Satish Acharya
© Satish Acharya
I was wondering who the hell's calling me at 8am on a day off.
At the moment, we are not even using one, where will we bowl two?
Even Fernando Torres has to sit out for Chelsea.
Some days you're the windscreen, some you're the bug
We didn't have anti-perspirants back then.
He is a superhero for Indian cricket. I don't want to start picking on his fielding.
Sachin is a great player but I didn't have much difficulty against him.
I got hit by a monster, how do you think I am?
We haven't ruined his last Test match yet, hopefully we do.
Only those who've played at least 150 Tests should be analysing Sachin's game
Umpires get handsome payments, they are supposed to take some decisions.
KP, genius. Where's that Twitter account?
At one stage I was hoping to bring out a squash ball because that's how well he was seeing it.
I am feeling more pressure facing you, than facing Fidel Edwards.
We have to work hard to take 20 English wickets. They are not Bangladesh.
I think Glenn's wasted his 25c there ... how much does a tweet cost, Brett?'
You still want to kill each other on the field, and have a beer and a chat about hair off the field.
I've developed a new shot this week - a leave outside off stump
We felt like we beat Wellington, we just didn't beat Jesse.
Muesli; the aggression builds up gradually.
A lot more people in India will at least get to know that Ranji Trophy has started.
If he drops me I'll never speak to him again.
This is the first time I've won Man of the Match without taking a wicket.
He's young and good looking like me
What a pleasure being able to bowl bouncers at journos today!! Managed a few bruises!
Once I cross the ropes and get onto the field, it's war.
The atmosphere is better playing for Delhi Daredevils than for England.
If Real Madrid don't qualify you don't see Ronaldo.
PCB chairmen are complex. They are airdropped from Mars.
I am sure they will need a lot of bartenders out there tonight.
Sorry Sri Lanka, it's West Indies all the way

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"It sounds quite sinister to me. I mean the fact that there would be four guys attacking him, [from] the media reports I saw looked somewhat unprovoked, and there must be something behind that. The assault seems very vicious so obviously we wish him a speedy recovery, and I'm sure the police will be working to get to the bottom of it."
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"We don't need security. This is a nice suburb. We run security, we run doormen on the weekend, purely to make sure we have no intoxicated [people] and no underagers at the venue. It's not about having bouncers on the door. We have doormen that meet and greet and say farewell to the guests … the bar runs very well, we have got nice clientele, and we don't need security early in the week."
Steve Holmes, general manager at Aikman's bar, where the incident occurred
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