It would have been nice if Taylor Swift had sent a private jet over for us, seeing as she's cost us a direct flight, but that's okay.
Andrew Tye on Western Australia being unable to fly direct because of the popstar's concerts in Sydney
I can't wait to tell him what to do.
Australia's T20I captain Mitchell Marsh relishes the opportunity to order around Pat Cummins, his Test captain
I'm a bit fat at times and I love a beer, but you see the best in me.
An emotional Mitch Marsh thanks his captain and coach, Pat Cummins and Andrew McDonald, for their support after winning the Allan Border medal
Are these muscles big enough for him?
West Indies captain Kraigg Brathwaite responds to former Australian bowler Rodney Hogg's derisive comments about his team
If she is going to score runs like that, she can be unwell any day of the week.
Beth Mooney doesn't have a lot of sympathy for her ill batting partner, Alyssa Healy, after the two took Australia to a win in the first T20I against South Africa
Getting Steve Smith, I'll remember this for the rest of my life. I'll actually take a picture and post it up in my house.
Shamar Joseph's first ball wicket of Steve Smith - his first Test wicket ever - is one for the mantlepiece
There should be a countrywide search right now from the Australian Government. We might need the best of detectives to get that back.
Shan Masood can't believe the Australian authorities aren't throwing all their resources at the heist of the year, poor David Warner's baggy green ahead of his last Test
I'm more bullish on the NASDAQ when we're going into a recession.
Melbourne Stars' Marcus Stoinis when asked if he had been optimistic about chasing over 200 against Adelaide Strikers
So how the f*** people were allowed to take a knee for BLM, and stumps were covered with LGBTQ colors?
Commentator Michael Holding criticises the ICC's stance on not allowing Usman Khawaja to display an "All lives are equal" sign on his shoes while playing
I actually cut out half the Indian team by accident, so I don't think they'd be using that one.
Australia captain Alyssa Healy helpfully took a photo of the opposition celebrating their Test win, but it wasn't a very good shot
I think he can probably afford a new iPad now.
Matt Renshaw on his Brisbane Heat team-mate Spencer Johnson using his phone to both follow the IPL auction and talk to his family. Johnson was picked up for $1.2 million
His pockets are pretty heavy. All the boys are lining up for his shout of coffee this morning
Spencer Johnson's Brisbane Heat team-mates, including Michael Neser, are trying to lighten his wallet after his big IPL payday
He's more assured of getting to Sydney than I am, and I live there.
Commentator Kerry O'Keefe has no doubt that David Warner will get the farewell he wants at home in Sydney
I can say to my sub-continental brothers and sisters here, the ones that speak Hindi or Urdu, my mum used to call him "Shaitan". That translates to the devil, but my mum loved that devil. She says, "He is Shaitan, but I love that Shaitan."
Usman Khwaja's mother had the best nickname for David Warner
Taken me a while to type this with gritted teeth. Congrats to Pat Cummins and his Australia team on winning the World Cup, after eight weeks of hard fought cricket. There is nothing better than lifting that trophy at the end of it.
Ben Stokes is nothing if not a sporting loser after England's disastrous World Cup campaign
It's sort of like in America legalising marijuana. I think I've legalised the reverse sweep.
Glenn Maxwell jokes about how he made the reverse sweep mainstream
We don't need to focus on that, mate - 100-run partnership.
Australia captain Pat Cummins jokes about his 12-run contribution in the century stand with Glenn Maxwell in the World Cup match against Netherlands
It's the dumbest idea for cricketers when you've got this thing coming at you quickly and your eyes take so long to adjust.
Australia allrounder Glenn Maxwell isn't a fan of laser light shows in cricket stadiums
I've asked a couple of times to get my number on my cap and they keep sending me Shaun's number. Everyone here calls me Shaun anyway, so it works out well.
Mitch Marsh on the reason he's been spotted wearing his brother's cap number in the World Cup
If you're an Australian in Kerala and you'd like a game of cricket, feel free to wander down tomorrow.
George Bailey, Australia's chief selector, on the challenges of managing workload during the World Cup warm-up matches