I didn't follow much of it because it kind of clashed with my party events in Jamaica.
Chris Gayle had better things to do than watch the Ashes
The really annoying thing is that nobody has asked me whether I want to make a comeback.
If Shane Warne is good enough, surely Richie Benaud is as well
They bring that up three times a year, don't they?
Shock Australian selection Michael Beer thinks a Shane Warne comeback will be even more of a surprise
He who looks at the clouds takes his eyes off the plough.
Trust Graeme Swann to come up with a colourful way of suggesting that England shouldn't think they have already retained the Ashes
Is this vast? I dunno. I thought Headingley's bigger.
Tim Bresnan is unimpressed by the proportions of the Melbourne Cricket Ground
He's [Michael Clarke] on Twitter saying sorry for not walking? Mate if he did that in our side there'd be hell to pay. AB would chuck his Twitter box off the balcony or whatever it is. Sorry for not walking? Jesus Christ man
Mark Waugh is obviously not pleased with where the Australian team is headed
The thing about that World Cup is that it goes on for years
Stuart Broad is positive about his chances of recovering for the World Cup
Sometimes it doesn't matter what I think
Ricky Ponting subtly hints the decision to drop Mitchell Johnson for Adelaide might not have been his
We're going terribly, we're going awfully, I can't believe they said that, and I'm not sure we're going to turn up on Friday
Tim Nielsen gives a tongue-in-cheek response to the negative coverage in the Australian media following the Brisbane Test
You should hold this, it isn't mine.
Ricky Ponting hands a replica urn to Andrew Strauss a day ahead of the Ashes
Doesn't stop them wearing mascara when they go out in the evenings
Graeme Swann on James Anderson and Stuart Broad being camera-shy
It should be the Empire XI. They got any Poms in their side?
Allan Border opens the old debate about England's team
I'd much rather fly Airwolf than be the Knightrider
Graeme Swann responds to Shane Warne saying he'd walk around like David Hasselhoff
He's going to walk around like David Hasselhoff, and love being the man with the ball, but if England are going to win they need him to take 25 wickets plus
Shane Warne puts the spotlight on Graeme Swann's role in the Ashes
I couldn't have more faith in the boys. The matches will be close but I'm tipping a 5-0 whitewash.
The phony Ashes war of words don't really get underway until Glenn McGrath predicts a clean sweep
They are a wounded animal at the moment and, when animals are wounded, they can turn into fearsome predators
Kevin Pietersen has been watching a lot of the Discovery Channel in Australia and isn't underestimating his opponents
I'm not interested in what he has to say. Who is he? He's a nobody.
Kevin Pietersen rubbishes former Australia coach John Buchanan's views that the England batsman could be a major problem for the team
Size obviously does matter. We've got cover in the bouncy areas, but people who can swing as well.
England's national selector, Geoff Miller, gives an innuendo-laden take on one of the tallest attacks ever selected for an Ashes tour
If they don't take him to the Ashes, we might as well just give Australia the urn.
Darren Gough gives his view on Kevin Pietersen's axing
He'll bring something to the table. Cluedo, perhaps.
Shane Warne believes the presence of John Buchanan in the England camp this Ashes series will help Australia