Dec 30, 2010
Dec 13, 2010

The really annoying thing is that nobody has asked me whether I want to make a comeback.

If Shane Warne is good enough, surely Richie Benaud is as well

Dec 13, 2010

They bring that up three times a year, don't they?

Shock Australian selection Michael Beer thinks a Shane Warne comeback will be even more of a surprise

Dec 12, 2010

He who looks at the clouds takes his eyes off the plough.

Trust Graeme Swann to come up with a colourful way of suggesting that England shouldn't think they have already retained the Ashes

Dec 10, 2010

Is this vast? I dunno. I thought Headingley's bigger.

Tim Bresnan is unimpressed by the proportions of the Melbourne Cricket Ground

Dec 07, 2010

The thing about that World Cup is that it goes on for years

Stuart Broad is positive about his chances of recovering for the World Cup

Dec 03, 2010

Sometimes it doesn't matter what I think

Ricky Ponting subtly hints the decision to drop Mitchell Johnson for Adelaide might not have been his

Nov 30, 2010

We're going terribly, we're going awfully, I can't believe they said that, and I'm not sure we're going to turn up on Friday

Tim Nielsen gives a tongue-in-cheek response to the negative coverage in the Australian media following the Brisbane Test

Nov 24, 2010

You should hold this, it isn't mine.

Ricky Ponting hands a replica urn to Andrew Strauss a day ahead of the Ashes

Nov 23, 2010

Doesn't stop them wearing mascara when they go out in the evenings

Graeme Swann on James Anderson and Stuart Broad being camera-shy

Nov 16, 2010

It should be the Empire XI. They got any Poms in their side?

Allan Border opens the old debate about England's team

Nov 06, 2010

I'd much rather fly Airwolf than be the Knightrider

Graeme Swann responds to Shane Warne saying he'd walk around like David Hasselhoff

Nov 03, 2010

I couldn't have more faith in the boys. The matches will be close but I'm tipping a 5-0 whitewash.

The phony Ashes war of words don't really get underway until Glenn McGrath predicts a clean sweep

Nov 02, 2010

They are a wounded animal at the moment and, when animals are wounded, they can turn into fearsome predators

Kevin Pietersen has been watching a lot of the Discovery Channel in Australia and isn't underestimating his opponents

Oct 28, 2010

I'm not interested in what he has to say. Who is he? He's a nobody.

Kevin Pietersen rubbishes former Australia coach John Buchanan's views that the England batsman could be a major problem for the team

Sep 23, 2010

Size obviously does matter. We've got cover in the bouncy areas, but people who can swing as well.

England's national selector, Geoff Miller, gives an innuendo-laden take on one of the tallest attacks ever selected for an Ashes tour

Sep 01, 2010
Aug 08, 2010

He'll bring something to the table. Cluedo, perhaps.

Shane Warne believes the presence of John Buchanan in the England camp this Ashes series will help Australia