Australia and declare in the same sentence
Tweet report for Day 2 of the third Ashes Test at Old Trafford
Umpires have successfully made their way to the middle. So that's an encouraging start. #Ashes
— Richard Hinds (@rdhinds) August 2, 2013
There we are - this @MClarke23-@stevesmith49 partnership has reached 53.4 overs, longer than Aus' entire 1st inns at Lord's (53.3o). #ashes
— Jesse Hogan (@Jesse_Hogan) August 2, 2013
This pitch has more bald patches than a Jethro Tull concert #Ashes
— Steve Cannane (@SteveCannane) August 2, 2013
That pitch is going to look like a scene from a civil war by day 5! #Ashes #bbcCricket
— Payal (@Payal_Lahoti) August 2, 2013
Idea for drinks break: wagons pulled by sled dogs. It could work. #Ashes
— Lynn (@callaway213) August 2, 2013
"He's an absolute muppet. There's more brains in a chocolate mouse." - Boycott's definitive verdict on Smith's dismissal.
— Dan Quarrell (@Dan_Eurosport) August 2, 2013
English crowd welcoming Warner with a chorus of booze. #Ashes
— Not David Warner (@notdavidwarner) August 2, 2013
A boo of that magnitude deserves an innings of 34 runs with mishits and edges.
— Jarrod Kimber (@ajarrodkimber) August 2, 2013
Normally in Manchester they cheer people to the crease who punch Yorkshiremen!
— The Middle Stump (@TheMiddleStump) August 2, 2013
David Warner's review using skills are right up there with his understanding of social decorum.
— Aatif Nawaz (@AatifNawaz) August 2, 2013
Now I know what Warner meant when he said he didn't hit Root
— Derek Alberts (@derekalberts1) August 2, 2013
The DRS is not working as an umpiring mechanism. But it seldom fails as an intelligence test. #Ashes #Warner
— Richard Hinds (@rdhinds) August 2, 2013
Haddin should offer Anderson his bat so he can raise it for reaching a fantastic century, 0/104. #ashes
— Tiger_Benchy (@tiger_benji) August 2, 2013
With that Broad wicket, Graeme Swann can no longer equal Jim Laker's 19 Old Trafford wickets in 1956! #Ashes
— David Tossell (@David_Tossell) August 2, 2013
No Swann, no England! Send Warner for a beer with him tonight. #Ashes
— Mick Rajek (@Howla955) August 2, 2013
Not sure why Siddle bats above Starc. Then again, not sure why Watson or Warner do either #ashes
— David Brown (@diogenesbrown) August 2, 2013
Three times Aus have lost a Test after scoring 500+ in the first match inns. #notoutofthewoodsyet
— Ric Finlay (@RicFinlay) August 2, 2013
No because that's against the law RT @theoldbatsman: Anyone mentioned Adelaide yet?
— Elizabeth (@legsidelizzy) August 2, 2013
"Australia" and "declare". Didn't expect to be hearing those words in such close proximity this summer #Ashes
— Chris Broadbent (@FiveRingsComms) August 2, 2013
I thought the only time I'd hear an Australia say "Declare would be Lehman...under his breath...as England chalked up another 300. #ashes
— Felicity Ward (@felicityward) August 2, 2013
Micheal Clarke has the weight of Australian cricket. #TheAshes
— Adrian Kivumbi. (@JustAdree) August 2, 2013
Warner consoling Clarke. "Don't think he hit it, skip."
— Dave Tickner (@tickerscricket) August 2, 2013
Peter Siddle is naked at mid off dancing a hungarian jive trying to get Clarke's attention.
— Jarrod Kimber (@ajarrodkimber) August 2, 2013
34 dot balls in a row for Root. They should wave a card with '0' on for every dot he plays.
— Fred Boycott (@FredBoycott) August 2, 2013
5 overs, 5 maidens, this is why Australia won't drop Watson #ashes He is notably good for the Australian economy #haha
— Anthony Evans (@SolaceSystem) August 2, 2013
Shane Watson has so far conceded one run for every friend he has in this Australian team. #Ashes
— Charlie Reynolds (@thesportsfox) August 2, 2013
Broad's first words to Root in the dressing room: mate, why did you walk? #ashes
— Gabriel Pizani (@pizgab) August 2, 2013
Bresnan right to walk, Dharmasena thought that was run out.
— Jarrod Kimber (@ajarrodkimber) August 2, 2013
Warner almost runs Cook out. The England skipper has been scratchier than an eczema-suffering Labrador, but he's still in.
— Andy Zaltzman (@ZaltzCricket) August 2, 2013
Drink, laugh and be merry cos tomorrow you gotta watch Cook and Trott bat
— Monish (@Crownish) August 2, 2013
Nitin Sundar is social media manager at ESPNcricinfo