I gave the chewing gum such a workout I am disappointed that no one approached me for advertising. I did the chewing gum a world of good, it was like my little brother.

May 10, 2013 Tweet | Share

This is champagne. That's just soft drink.

May 5, 2013 Tweet | Share

I'm jealous of my parents. I'll never have a kid as cool as theirs.

Mar 14, 2013 Tweet | Share

I actually dreamt last night that I made 94. Hopefully, for the next game I will dream about making 194.

Feb 3, 2013 Tweet | Share

Once I cross the ropes and get onto the field, it's war.

Oct 16, 2012 Tweet | Share

I am sure they will need a lot of bartenders out there tonight.

Oct 7, 2012 Tweet | Share

Sorry Sri Lanka, it's West Indies all the way

Oct 5, 2012 Tweet | Share

I am going to spend it with the West Indian women's team.

Sep 21, 2012 Tweet | Share

I've spent the last 27 years trying to forget that series

Jul 24, 2012 Tweet | Share

I can tell you I have no more tears

Jul 7, 2012 Tweet | Share

If people call you a 'Ferrari without a steering wheel', at least you are a Ferrari. That means you are quality. They are not calling you a Toyota Prius

Jun 11, 2012 Tweet | Share

Onions? Well, he has a few things to say. Give me back Jimmy Anderson. I don't like Onions. I don't use it in my food.

Jun 9, 2012 Tweet | Share

Shut up. I'm going to get back-to-back hundreds

May 30, 2012 Tweet | Share

At one point I didn't know which was my back foot and which was my front foot

May 22, 2012 Tweet | Share

Ravi just had a stiff neck from sleeping badly; probably staying up too late or playing Playstation

May 15, 2012 Tweet | Share

I don't see anyone with a hairstyle that is similar to mine.

May 14, 2012 Tweet | Share

I sleep the whole day after breakfast to get in shape for the game.

May 12, 2012 Tweet | Share

If we can take this Lord's Test to four days, that will be great.

May 3, 2012 Tweet | Share

Well, this will be your last Test.

Apr 27, 2012 Tweet | Share

Those who are questioning my action are evil ... If I was hit into the galleries, my action would never have been questioned.

Apr 20, 2012 Tweet | Share

Actually, I was named after you

Apr 15, 2012 Tweet | Share

I'm waiting on clearance from bcci to play in the 4th Test against Australia

Jan 16, 2012 Tweet | Share

Whatever you tell No. 10 or No. 11, they always do what they want to do.

Nov 29, 2011 Tweet | Share

Win or draw, win or draw.

Nov 26, 2011 Tweet | Share

Courtney found it a little more difficult than me, but trust me Test centuries are not easy to get.

Nov 9, 2011 Tweet | Share

Against this Indian batting line-up, you probably need to play seven bowlers

Nov 4, 2011 Tweet | Share

I will go down as Darren Sammy, the one who always smiles.

Jul 13, 2011 Tweet | Share

The best man who walked the face of the earth never did anything wrong, but he was still crucified. And I am nowhere close to that.

Jul 11, 2011 Tweet | Share

I never saw Viv leave a ball because I only saw highlights.

Jul 10, 2011 Tweet | Share

Viv Richards was the Rod Laver of cricket

Jun 22, 2011 Tweet | Share

I don't like losing. That 'L' word is not in my vocabulary. Only Love and Lord. Not Losing.

Jun 14, 2011 Tweet | Share

Next season I'll need a bullet-proof chest pad as Gayle is hitting them like a rocket.

May 8, 2011 Tweet | Share

The way I look at it, there are no holidays in cricket. I never stop training ... rain or shine, I'm playing cricket.

May 5, 2011 Tweet | Share

What he's produced tonight scares the hell out of me and hopefully will scare others going forward.

Apr 26, 2011 Tweet | Share

Well done, Tony Greig

Mar 19, 2011 Tweet | Share

I've gotten them all already. I don't see a problem getting them again. All the top guns you can think of, I've got them out.

Feb 20, 2011 Tweet | Share

The 'Red Force' will be evident in the regional series and we are looking to wipe away everything before us.

Jan 6, 2011 Tweet | Share

I didn't follow much of it because it kind of clashed with my party events in Jamaica.

Dec 30, 2010 Tweet | Share

The way the Guyana's Amazon Conquerors played in their 1st CLT20 2010 game, they will not overcome a stream, much less that great river.

Sep 15, 2010 Tweet | Share

Oh boy, two runs off the over. They're hammering it.

Jun 21, 2010 Tweet | Share