"Martin Luther King had a dream. I have a nightmare. It involves watching the end of the next Ashes sitting in London Cricket Unit No. 2, surrounded by City boys on the jolly, sipping a lukewarm £6 pot of ICC beer-style beverage ... it's another example of the ICC's attempt to 'own' every aspect of world cricket."

The ICC's new regulations on bringing alcohol into grounds come under attack in the Wisden Cricketer