Aussies under fire

'Jeez mate, they only won the toss!'(Matthew Nichols, UK)

Honourable mentions:

'Smith to Clarke - "All I said was - Davey pass the Ashes, will you."'(Adrian Kirton, Australia)

'M Clarke and D Warner were lost for words as S Smith was explaining the tactics employed by the groundsmen to remove the last bit of green from the Cardiff pitch.' (Ratheesh Sasidharan Nair, UK)

'Right Boys, that confirms it - We didn't start the Fire!' (Martin West, UK)