Belly rub

Winning caption
Food Scarcity: Producing better cricketers since 1909. (Sivaprasad Nair, India)

Honourable mentions:

"Your stomach has that retirement feeling in it. Hang on, now it doesn't. Does. Doesn't. Does..." (Scott Hazebroek, Australia)

"I checked with Taufel too. Apparently swallowing it also amounts to ball-tampering." (Subbareddy Adapala, India)