Bresnan gets horizontal

The typically awful weather in UK has scientists considering hosting the Ashes up in space instead... (Dr. Nick Meakin, UK)

Honourable mentions:

I took off as Bresnan; I'm landing as Sidebottom (Nicholas Ryan, UK)

That should avoid any more LBWs. (Brett Nash, Australia)

Tim Bresnan later found out that he, like the Kiwis, cannot fly. (Sourav Kumar, India)