For the last time...

Winning caption:
"And I said, 'When I heard they were cancelling Two and a Half Men, I thought I may as well smash it', and really even the ICC couldn't argue with that!"(Larry Guilfoyle, Australia)

Honourable mentions:

"This gesture is called 'pointing'. I am called 'Ponting'." Please note the difference. (Lakesidey, India)

"Remember Mitch, not to the left or to the right, straight down the middle, please." (Graham Lane, UK)