French cricket, with two bats

Winning caption:

This is how Watson must play the English bowlers, hopefully at least his legs won't be before the wicket. (Pritish Godse, India)

Honourable mentions:

"So which of these will just appear to be invisible on Hotspot?" (Ayush Kumar, India)

Kumar Sangakarrahands (Alan Fielding, China)

Sangakkara demonstrates the forward defensive paddle sweep (Amit Sondhi, India)

"Bowl me to the left, bowl me to the right, I do the Hokey Pokey, And hit you out of sight. " (Madhu Athavale, Canada)