Magnetic Mahela

"Dhoni has the helicopter, but I have the hovercraft." (Ravi Patel, India)

Honourable mentions:

Master Yoda's Jedi Cricket Academy has been flooded with applicants after Mahela Jayawardene demonstrated some of the technical improvements to his game. Being able to hit the ball to the boundary without having the hands in contact with the bat greatly reduces the possibility of being dismissed "caught". (Darth Vader, UK)

"Wingardium Leviosa" - (Prashanth Suresh Kumar, India, and 29 others with variants of the same caption)

"This is getting too easy. Should I challenge myself by batting at the SSC without a bat?" (Dinesh, India)