Mushy

Winning caption:
The accuracy of pigeons in India injected new enthusiasm into England's fielding drills. (Pete Goddard, New Zealand)

Honourable mention:

To the delight of his team-mates, Tim Bresnan failed to equate their persistent snickering over breakfast with the presence of a milk 'tache Merv Hughes would have been proud of on his otherwise barren upper lip. (Patrick Effeney, Norway)