Thanks for all the fish

The winning caption:
"It's not Arthur you want, son, it's Merlin - only a magician could get you back to No. 1" (Lakesidey, India)

Honourable mentions:

"That's right Graeme, they'll never know, but I really resigned because Indian food gives me terrible cramps!" (Orion, South Africa)

"Did you hear the one about the South African cricket coach?" (Len Rogers, Australia)

"And after we take back the No. 1 place again, we could both go get chin reductions." (Roshane, Sri Lanka)