Who you starin' at?

Winning caption:
Few know that Dirk Nannes' first love is actually impromptu airport security drills. Here he is seen giving Gulam Bodi a patdown as Chris Morris queues up and Thami Tsolekile protests the confiscation of his hair gel. (A Phadnis, UK)

Honourable mentions:

Dirk had to be comforted as his childhood sock-puppet nightmares came flooding back. (Ciaran Ronayne, Australia)