Do not adjust reality - it's true

Richard Boock, like thousands of other New Zealanders can scarcely beleive the 3-0 whitewash of Australia, pinching themselves silly after a ten wicket romp and two delirious 336+ chases. Unable to take the shock, he requests that someone please tell the Kiwis to warn them in advance before pulling off such stunts.

You could imagine the bedlam outside the medical clinics yesterday morning as thousands of New Zealanders lined up to have their eyes tested.

"I think I just saw New Zealand beat Australia 3-0, doc." "Really? Well, take two of these with a glass of water and everything should be fine in the morning."

Read the full piece in The New Zealand Herald.