Is Onions married?

Graham Onions has become a Twitter target for English pop starlet Lily Allen, but soon she might be thinking of the fast bowler when singing her hit song “It’s not fair”.

“Is Onions married?,” Allen tweeted on Monday. He’s not, but he’s got a girlfriend. “I’m happy with her,” Onions said. “She doesn’t sing.” Onions would like to meet Allen, but thinks she’d be disappointed. “She’s obviously not seen me in real life,” he said.