A new low, a nether nether land

England lose to Netherlands for the second time in the World T20. Twitter explores with glee, sarcasm and schadenfreude.The #Report on Cricinfo has been delayed due to the volume of tweets to sift through... #wt20— Innocent Bystander (@InnoBystander) March 31, 2014 But we eventually managed to put some of the best tweets together. Here they are.Mentally, England are already at cruising altitude, somewhere over the Caspian Sea. Nearly home boys, nearly home...— Andrew Miller (@miller_cricket) March 31, 2014 Oh! Just caught up on the #wr20 #cricket scores and see that England got humiliated and reached a new low; a nether nether land.— Mohan Krishnamoorthy (@mohank) March 31, 2014 What a way to finish of an amazing few weeks in Bangladesh!! Opportunities like this don't present themselves every day!! #T20WC #oranje— Tom Cooper (@tomcooper26) March 31, 2014 English cricket is currently an Elton John album (without the top 40 hit). Too Low for Zero. #wt20— Dileep Premachandran (@SpiceBoxofEarth) March 31, 2014 @NeilDrysdale Collingwood rethink pic.twitter.com/mTelPzcJfW— Cameron (@Cameron1953) March 31, 2014 Always felt England had one more trick up their sleeve this winter.— Alan Tyers (@alantyers) March 31, 2014 Would love to be the guy crafting a press release announcing Ashley Giles' appointment as head coach. You could really have fun with it.— King Cricket (@TheKingsTweets) March 31, 2014 Downton, Feb 5th : "This is now a #NewEra." Broad, Mar 29th: "It's a #NewEra" Board, Mar 31st: "It's a bit of a #NewEra" #EngvNed #WT20— Freddie Wilde (@fwildecricket) March 31, 2014 Nasser on Giles' job prospects: "You don't want to go into that meeting with a CV saying 'lost to the Netherlands last game'."— Dave Tickner (@tickerscricket) March 31, 2014 Giles admits his mistake in asking team to "humiliate the boys in orange." Says he understands why they thot that meant themselves #SolarRed— karachikhatmal (@karachikhatmal) March 31, 2014 RT if you think @StuartBroad8 can save ENG ! * Stu's mother closes the app and puts her phone down. #ENGvNeth #Wt20 #wt20cup— Fastbowler (@johnvdw) March 31, 2014 its looking like this tournament is going in the same place as the rest of the winter. In the "it never happened" bank in my mind #EngvNeth— Mark Long (@MarkLong06) March 31, 2014 Stuart Broad: "England have lost players like @KP24." ECB had instructed him to be referred to as "He Whose Name Shall Not Be Spoken"— Alternative Cricket (@AltCricket) March 31, 2014 Jesus, Broad just mentioned KP. ECB about to go into meltdown.— The Old Batsman (@theoldbatsman) March 31, 2014 England's T20 record against the Netherlands (most recent first): L L #wt20— Stick Cricket (@stickcricket) March 31, 2014 I miss the days when Ted Dexter picked the England team. At least that was just incompetence, rather than willful incompetence.— Pavilion Opinions (@pavilionopinion) March 31, 2014 Their latest kit RT @karachikhatmal: Sacking KP or appointing Moyes? Which was the worst British sporting decision of this millennium?— Shaheryar Mirza (@mirza9) March 31, 2014 England are a happy cricket team. #TheOnlyWayIsEthics #EngvNed #WT20 pic.twitter.com/osgv6HNLen— Freddie Wilde (@fwildecricket) March 31, 2014 What a World Cup it has been! We came, we saw, we fought, we learnt and in the end of it all we took away something we deserved! You beauty!— Wesley Barresi (@Pepe_Barezi) March 31, 2014 Only way this could be more perfect is if KP found the Dutch guys tonight and tweeted celebration pics wearing orange. #EngvNed #wt20— Andrew Fernando (@andrewffernando) March 31, 2014 ECB confirm three-man shortlist for head coach's job: Ashley Giles, David Moyes, Tim Sherwood.— Dave Tickner (@tickerscricket) March 31, 2014 It never goes down well when you steal your opponents' colours— Andrew Miller (@miller_cricket) March 31, 2014 Anyhow, enough of the minnows, now time for the proper cricket sides to play... #wt20 #engvned #slvnz— Innocent Bystander (@InnoBystander) March 31, 2014 They could show the England innings again while the Sri Lankan national anthem is on...#NZvSL #WT20— Freddie Wilde (@fwildecricket) March 31, 2014 England will have landed at Heathrow before the Lankan anthem has finished.— Peter (@_Peter1082) March 31, 2014 @sambitbal @Gomorezvidinha England have been fun, but where do they go from here? Does anybody have a real plan for England? #wt20— Innocent Bystander (@InnoBystander) March 31, 2014

A new low, a nether nether land

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