The Surfer

Stats have taken England down a cul-de-sac

After the World Cup exit, England coach Peter Moores said he would need to look at the data but the satnav appears to have taken the side down a cul de sac, writes Marina Hyde in the Guardian, with too much reliance on technology instead of tactics

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This is now a state-of-the-art cock-up, so let's not rule out any theories at this stage. My own suspicion is that the software has become sentient and is now actively working to sabotage the England one-day cricket side. It's a small start, admittedly - but give it time and it'll become Skynet.