'Cardio tonight!'

Jimmy Neesham sledged us.

Careful, Jimmy. We have the power to shift the decimal point in your batting and bowling averages, you know.

That may be a bit underhand on our part, but sounds like Jimmy knows a thing or two about that kind of thing.

Agree that there will be no shenanigans and then shake on it. A handshake's legally binding. Nothing controversial could ever come about following a handshake.

The absence of one following an impressive innings, however…

Turns out the Aussies are perfectly happy to show a player respect.

There was plenty more evidence of this as Mitchell Johnson's team-mates lined up to pay overly emotional tribute to him upon his retirement.

Watson sometimes gives the impression that a great many things bring tears to his eyes. It took a fellow fast bowler to offer a pithier and rather less embarrassingly gushing take.

That's how you use a hashtag.

This is how you don't.

It's catching. Pretty soon the whole Test Match Special commentary box will be #justsaying things. That is, of course, their job - but you get the point.

Here's another poor hashtag.

It's over, Shane. You can stop using the hashtag now.

Nor is Warne the only Aussie clinging to past glories.

Gillespie was also spotted doing a bit of fielding by ex-Australia coach Tim Nielsen.

Tell you what that is - that's banter. Gillespie won't mind. They're big on that kind of thing at Yorkshire.

Parthiv Patel meanwhile, is self-sledging, directing the banter at himself.

Kemar Roach is increasingly quiet on Twitter. It takes major developments to spur him into a tweet nowadays.

Meanwhile, Chris Gayle is continuing with what he does best - taking selfies with his shirt off.

Do you think he knows it's possible to work out without a mirror?

Somewhere in the world, there is always a cricketer not really committing to an opinion one way or the other about air travel.

He knows where he stands on rail travel, though.

Meanwhile, New South Wales' Gurinder Sandhu is positively enthusiastic about bus travel.

It's for this kind of insight into sporting lives that Twitter was made.