'Just rubbed sweaty knees for 15 minutes with randoms'

Who says cricketers don't have anything interesting to tweet?

And with that, let's commence our Twitter round-up.

Brendon McCullum went out in pretty decent style.

Steven Finn is again injured and having to pass his time with things other than cricket.

Dale Steyn's been on the sidelines as well. Fortunately, he was able to produce Kirk Edwards levels of positive energy for his TV obligations.

Saqlain Mushtaq's been answering some frequently asked questions.

Fair play though, he is qualified. This is a great tip.

Tino Best's got a book out. In keeping with his general air of modesty, we're sure it's a work of great humility.

Wait, what?

That's a bit more like it.

Somewhere in the world there is always a cricketer complaining about what floor of the hotel he's on.

Elsewhere in the world there is always a cricketer complaining about air travel.

Hales was just keen to get on board so that he could start taking selfies.

Relatively natural.

Less so.

And is this the very act of taking of an in-flight selfie captured for posterity?

It's almost as if people aren't following Saqlain Mushtaq's social media guidelines.

Perhaps, as Parthiv Patel implied, it's just boredom. Or maybe they just don't have any decent culinary tips to share.