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An anti-religious passion

Paul Ford
Midwinter game of cricket at Kelburn Park  © Paul Ford
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As much as I'd like to be donning my raincoat and traipsing around the ménage à trois of Champions Trophy venues, I'm not. Instead I'm wearing my beige pyjamas, hydrating with a mix of coffee, cold lager and energy drinks, and soaking up a smorgasbord of late-night cricket viewing as the eight threads of this competition unravel.

I have also seen some live cricket this week, albeit in an improbable location among improbable conditions. Actually, there was a raincoat involved.

On Saturday afternoon, having taken a season out of my burgeoning social football career, I found myself at Kelburn Park. It's one of Wellington's prettiest cricket spots - in summer - with a vista that includes the CBD, the harbour and uninhabited hills in the distance.

But in the dank winter, the park is taken over by the football codes. I was there to soak up the monster tackles, trickery and brute force of a local rugby league match between the University Hunters and the Randwick Kingfishers, on the main footy ground.

The second ground is usually bustling with a lower-grade football match, with which I am intimately familiar. The ground was boggy and a council sign declared it closed for games. Yet there in the middle of the bog - where the football field circle was marked out muddily - a game of cricket had erupted.

A dozen blokes in sports shoes, sweatshirts and sensible pants were embroiled in a cricketing battle for the ages. I was massively impressed, and frequently my wandering eye was diverted from the combative footy in front of me to an assessment of the cricketing prowess in the background.

There were plenty of idiosyncrasies, as you would expect in a mucky midwinter Wellington cricket foray: the guy with the silky Hadlee bowling style who couldn't bat, the chap issuing 140kph thunderbolts off a two-step run-up courtesy a javelin-esque action, the batsman who could not be dismissed until he reverse-pulled one into the lawn bowls club at third man, the man in the deep with sticky fingers despite a very awkward-looking catching technique, and the fellow with a worse throwing arm than Michael Bevan - conveniently stationed about 90 metres from the batsman.

At one point I was watching a bowler thunder in and release the slowest delivery imaginable - the batsman backed up expecting a torpedo to arrive off a good length. Instead he found a ferocious offspinner who coaxed out a nervy forward-defensive.

I turned back to see the drinks handler and a couple of random people from the crowd join the league teams in a bit of second-half haymaker-throwing, with three angry blokes red-carded to a cacophony of car horns and sideline hollering.

It was no surprise to see the cricketers were of Indian extraction, comfortably the most obsessed of the world's cricket fans. This was a proper game of cricket, with none of those silly "one-hand one-bounce" or "can't get out first ball" rules in play. There was banter and humour, but runs were being counted and there were lbws on offer.

I admired their commitment to the rules from the warmth and laziness of my raincoat.

A few hours later I cracked open a Moa lager and settled in to watch India v Pakistan under the perpetually grey skies of Birmingham. It was the second big derby of the week, coming just a few days after the trans-Tasman clash between Hector Bailey's Australians and the Royal Stags of New Zealand.

In my mind the rivalries of these two clashes - from a cricketing perspective at least - are on par. The bully boy older brother nations up against pesky little countries that occasionally rise above their station, overshadowing their more moneyed and historied counterparts.

But about 11 seconds into the coverage from Edgbaston on Saturday, it was clear that my assessment was a poor one. The crowd was a seething congregation of patriotism with bursts of national colour present in everything from face paint and wigs to three-piece suits and banners. Even with the threatening - and arriving - inclement weather, the match was sold out, and even the commentators were talking about the hot demand for seats from friends and family.

In You Must Like Cricket, a book that explores "the troubling hold" cricket has over a billion Indians, Soumya Bhattacharya wrote that cricket is not a religion in India, despite many claims (and banners) to the contrary: "Religion has scarred India more deeply than anything else. Cricket is the balm that heals. Cricket is our anti-religion, our most precious, deeply secular institution."

Edgbaston on Wednesday was a pale comparison - the crowd was much thinner, much quieter and much less passionate. There was never going to be a banner spotted that confessed: "Some Things Never Change: Cricket Still Our Religion, Taylor/Watson Still Our God". Kiwis and Australians have a lot to learn from our Indian and Pakistani counterparts - their passion for cricket is a mighty one. And I'm envious of it.

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Posted by Tansah on (June 18, 2013, 21:35 GMT)

Cricket is a sport, not a religion. I have no particular interest in sports but yet when it comes to cricket, I at least check the score and usually watch most international matches if they are on TV. Cricket is big in Pakistan and India for sure, but not quite a religion.

Posted by CharlesCrasto on (June 17, 2013, 15:26 GMT)

Nice article. Couldn't help noticing the 'subtle' mention of Moa. Or am I just paranoid? Good job, nonetheless.

Posted by KK47 on (June 17, 2013, 14:28 GMT)

Elevating cricket to religion is probably hype but nevertheless it's importance cannot be downplayed in India and Pakistan. At a time when almost every other aspect is clouded in doubt and corruption, sports remains the only one which has retained some honour(at least most times) and has he capacity to unite people. Undoubtedly cricket is the number one sport and all cricketers associated with it are treated with lot of respect. Considering the population and hyperactive media of our countries, it's easy to see how "respect" turns to "reverence". @KiwiRocker, you would find that according to Indian constitution, the President can nominate 12 MP's to Rajya Sabha based on individuals special contributions to society and their deep knowledge in any domain. After 30k+ international runs and unparalleled joy he has bought to India, Sachin qualifies - more than any other cricketer in the world.

Posted by KiwiRocker- on (June 17, 2013, 10:27 GMT)

I take your point and I am actually nicely positioned to comment on that as my ancestory links me back to Indian subcontinent. One has to understand the dynamics of society in India and Pakistan to fully understand the God like status of cricketers. Indian and Pakistani societies generally live under a media hype. There are 100+ news channles in India and Pakistan that have 24/7 news coverage and every second news tend to be a 'breaking news' Sensationalism and media hype is ripe in India and Pakistan. India media potrayrs these crickers are God like status and people just blindly follow them. Tendulkar was offered an MP post with no qualification, or skills. Thats a bit a farce really but confirms how people see cricketers as role models.In my view, other than Imran Khan ( educated from Oxford University), one of the greatest All round cricketers of all time and currently on a mission to repair his country, there is not many who deserve any so called Godly status from current lots!

Posted by Beertjie on (June 17, 2013, 9:40 GMT)

My sixpence worth. For me, cricket transcends religion. As someone born of ex-pat Indian parentage I've seen my devotion to the history of test cricket survive my loss of religious faith and even equal my passion for philosophical knowledge (the field in which I've earned my living for more than three decades). However sacred I hold those scrolled archives, I've never been tempted to proclaim anyone as a god (not even, Bradman).

Posted by Linusrt on (June 16, 2013, 16:14 GMT)

For an Indian Cricket Lover like me, 'CRICKET IS RELIGION IN INDIA' is nothing more than a HYPE created by marketing savvy media and companies who succesfully created an IPL market segment.

Now to say that India's love and dedication for cricket is notch above other will be injustice to Aussies, NZ,England WI, SL and BD who also love the game as much as Indians do.

We Indians love to play and watch cricket.We love to excel in batting , bowling and feilding. We can not bowl as fast as WI or Ausssies or our neighbour but we like cricket

So let cricket remain the sport we love and leave religions to what they really mean and are made for

Posted by   on (June 16, 2013, 15:32 GMT)

Even if Aus/NZ were as passionate about cricket as the subcontinent, I doubt that you would see banners at cricket matches proclaiming a certain player as a god. In western culture sportsmen are admired but never worshiped in the same way as they are in Indian culture.

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Paul Ford
Paul Ford (aka Paul Holden) is a co-founder of the beloved Beige Brigade, the patriotic and long suffering Kiwi supporters' cult that is a bastion of things brown, tan, tongue-in-cheek and tenuously cricket-related. Paul lives in Wellington, somewhere between the Basin Reserve and Karori Park, and his favourite shot is the front-foot pull. @beigebrigade

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