The Confectionery Stall

Andy Zaltzman's satirical, whimsical look at cricket

Agarkar gave India the breakthrough, trapping Langer in front

One-off saucepan sizzlers

Part two of the flash-in-the-pan XI features bowlers who rattled the opposition once and then went off to lead a peaceful, non-violent existence

Everyone's a winner

But no one will win. Probably. Of course, someone has to, in the end. Anyway: the official Confectionery Stall preview