Hassan Cheema
The obsessive tendency to paint players as corrupt following every defeat has served to deflect attention from the team's real problems
They seem to be hung up on what worked for the team in the 1992 World Cup, not realising that the rest of the world has moved past those strategies
Less-deserving players have been picked for the Pentangular and A squads at the expense of talented allrounders
Most of their matches are at venues that will suit their style of play, but their strategy is directed at tackling bouncier pitches
The return to tried-and-tested underperformers for the World Cup squad will undo all the good work done over the last 14 months
Even when they were at their worst, Pakistan had no trouble beating New Zealand
"I thought I knew what the group might need, that we didn't need a big team talk. It was Tottenham at home. I thought, please don't go on about Tottenham, we all know what Tottenham is about, they are nice and tidy but we'll f****** do them. He came in and said: 'Lads, it's Tottenham', and that was it. Brilliant."
The current side calls forth memories of the golden era of 2010-12
The tournament would have greater context if it started including composite teams featuring promising Associate players from teams like Afghanistan and Ireland
They don't quite inspire the awe that their legendary predecessors did, but they will do well if they keep the cricketing traditions of the city alive
Forget South Africa, it's Pakistan who have tripped up in high-pressure matches for a decade now