It was a dull Thursday morning, June was a mere 13 days old and the year was 2013. The cricketing twitter-verse was gleefully engaging in a healthy round of Warner bashing after he had failed to land a punch on Joe Root's tiny face. But out in the middle at Chelmsford on the second day of Lancashire's County Championship Division Two match against Essex, Kyle Hogg was about to bowl the fifth over of the morning with the score at 272 for 9. It was in this over that occurred a comedy moment to rival Samit Patel's banana skin episode earlier in the season.
David Masters was the batsman as Hogg sent a rather loose early morning delivery harmlessly down the legside. Masters showed remarkably quick hands looking to pounce, only to go through the shot too early. By the time the ball actually arrived, the bat was staring at fine leg and the shoulder duly obliged and ejected the ball straight up in the air much like an RAF pilot aborting a fighter jet in an emergency. As the ball parachuted down towards the middle of the wicket, Hogg began performing what can only be described as some sort of a tap dance. As the ball got closer to earth and him, he proceeded to then re-enact a scene from My Big Fat Greek Wedding, catching the descending ball like a bride before hoisting it over his shoulder in a celebratory manner. The Essex supporters were understandably amused, not for long. Hogg scored a half century and took 6 for 58 in the match as Lancashire bowled out Essex for 20 in the second innings to win by an innings and 105 runs.
Now, in my previous blogs I have thrown superlatives at Glen Chapple ranging from Iron man and the terminator to Liam Neeson. But simultaneously, I have also longed to find an alternative target. Well this time it's Kyle Hogg's turn. In the Championship Hogg has taken 13 wickets since my last blog and scored a handy 133 runs. Crucially 58 of those came at Chelmsford which not only helped Lancashire recover from 190 for 6 in the 57th over to a total of 398, but also kept the home side out in the field for another 61 overs. This arguably had a demoralising and fatiguing impact on the opposition and contributed to their resulting capitulation.